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(ABS-CBN News)   "Chop-chop" victim found at Guadalupe bridge. Investigators hustle to the scene, pronto, stat   ( abs-cbnnews.com) divider line
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2012-09-16 05:15:05 AM  
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2012-09-16 07:16:10 AM  

/the hell if I'm linking to that
2012-09-16 07:21:32 AM  
This is buoy friend, bob. He's a stand up guy. He is a trained killer, but he'd never lay a hand on me. He still thanks me every time I wipe his ass.

/I'm in a rotten mood
2012-09-16 07:30:25 AM  
Seems like nothing ever comes to no good up on Chocktaw ridge.
And Billy Jo McAllister is chopped up on the Talahatchie bridge.
2012-09-16 07:43:07 AM  
RIP Chris
2012-09-16 07:52:36 AM  


/the hell if I'm linking to that

Fine, I will. Chicken.

2012-09-16 08:15:35 AM  
"Why you son of a biatch . . . "

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2012-09-16 09:59:55 AM  
Victim's head found in gutter:

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2012-09-16 10:02:13 AM  
You forgot macht schnell
2012-09-16 10:22:43 AM  
Obviously the victim was wearing a rosary with the wrong number of beads...
2012-09-16 10:24:13 AM  
Kick.. Punch.. It's all in the mind...
2012-09-16 10:24:14 AM  
ABS-CBN? Wow, that brings back memories from when I lived across the street from their studios and transmitting tower in Quezon City. Fun to watch the tower shake when the earthquakes hit.

/A-B-S, C-B-N, The Philippines, BA-DUMP-BUMP-BUMP, largest networrrrrrk....
2012-09-16 11:09:08 AM  
The plastic bag was repeatedly hit by several vehicles until it eventually ended up near a mall in Mandaluyong.
Various body parts of the victim scattered along the northbound lane of EDSA.

OMG, dozens of feral dogs were probably killed by traffic before this was cleaned up. Won't someone think of the dogs?
2012-09-16 11:24:42 AM  
Probably another one of those farkers who had the temerity to karaoke a cover of "My Way".
2012-09-16 11:45:47 AM  
Did the victim work in a chop-shop? I guess it doesn't matter since they've been turned into chow-chow.
2012-09-16 12:11:45 PM  
wanted for questioning
2012-09-16 12:13:19 PM  
June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough, and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when... (da dum!) Nothing happened! (dum dum da dum) Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down. But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage. For Ralph Mellish, this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not involved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.
2012-09-16 04:30:44 PM  
As if catching the cars that hit the plastic bag would net the criminal. I think they really are just clueless so they'll cling to anything they can catch right now.
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