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(ESPN)   Iowa and Northern Iowa. Kentucky and Western Kentucky. Notre Dame and Michigan. Arkansas and Alabama. It's time for your Week 3 NCAA Football discussion thread. ROLL TIDE   ( espn.go.com) divider line
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2012-09-15 11:08:06 AM  
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Krymson Tyde: WI241TH: Uh, Notre Dame is playing Michigan STATE tonight subby.

I'll just assume you've already started drinking and tell you to have one for me, I've got some work to do.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Uh no. You go to hell, you go to hell and die subby. You ever refer to MSU as Michigan again I will hunt you down cut you dork off and feed it to pigs. I will use your skull as a chamber pot.
2012-09-16 12:47:42 AM  
1 vote:

A Fark Handle: byu's university ad is interesting. it's like they can't offer tits and ass or alcohol as part of the college experience. so wholesome.

Come to BYU and you'll get to spend eternity on another planet when you die! Who wouldn't go there for that deal?
2012-09-15 11:48:03 PM  
1 vote:

mjg: Holy crap is Erin Andrews stupid.

She just said, "None of those Stanford students will be going to school tomorrow." Duugh.

No wonder her contract expired.

I heard that and thought to myself "Did I accidentally drink myself into Sunday?", then realized that I'm not drinking today so my next thought was "Did she smoke herself into Sunday?", then I saw that Harrington and George were nodding along with her and thought "Terry Bradshaw would be the brains of that outfit, if he was there."
2012-09-15 11:37:44 PM  
1 vote:
Chunks McGunks : Does anyone look like they could challenge Alabama yet? That and the way Georgia has been playing the first quarter or two of games is killing me this season.

Florida State. They have outscored their opponents 176-3 so far this season. They have the best defense in the nation. Their ace defensive end, Bjorn Warner, looks like a Jared Allen clone, and may get 30 sacks this year. They have three running backs and a kicker who could start right now in the NFL. They are so deep in talent at all positions that their second team could probably win the ACC.
2012-09-15 11:06:21 PM  
1 vote:
I will giggle like a schoolgirl if Kiffin blows his chance to get whipped by Bama in a few months.
2012-09-15 09:58:41 PM  
1 vote:
So there as a notice from Knoxville police that people storming the field would be arrested. I'm guessing they weren't very busy tonight,
2012-09-15 09:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
Go Gators!!

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2012-09-15 09:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

Moodybastard: Is leaving in the 4th quarter a Tennessee tradition?

No, it's been halftime for the last three years.
2012-09-15 09:06:00 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, the Chik-Fil-A cows weren't chastising Kevin for eating a burger. Turns out they found out he's a homosexual and they're trying to shame him straight.
2012-09-15 05:57:47 PM  
1 vote:

bel4sucks: OMG how the hell is arkansas ranked playing like this

Because reasons SEC.
2012-09-15 05:21:03 PM  
1 vote:

Techhell: The_Y2P_Problem: Krymson Tyde: The_Y2P_Problem: And Denard Robinson pads his Heisman resume with another TD pass.

Wait, you mean UAss got a pick six off him?


Wait...Heisman? Did you say Heisman?

I'm more mocking the sports media for constantly pushing Robinson as the next big thing in college football, even though he makes Tim Tebow look like Peyton Manning when he throws.

You know, that's a pretty good comparison. Neither player are good as QB's, but both have a great deal of fan support, can turn in some awesome plays that bring even their detractors to their feet, and off the field both are great human beings, so it's hard to hate them.

But Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Robinson.

/I bet no one expected that the sentence "Tebow is a much better throwing QB than X" would ever end end with X being another actual QB.
//"Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than a random running back running a trick play", or "Tim Tebow is a much better throwing QB than Coke Zero", maybe.
///M Go Blue!

Tim Tebow has actively preached against Denard Robinson being allowed to throw the ball, seeing as how he's anti-abortion and all.
2012-09-15 04:13:13 PM  
1 vote:

A Fark Handle: penn state is taking navy to the showers.

/of course being navy men, i'm not sure they mind.

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2012-09-15 04:06:35 PM  
1 vote:

Krymson Tyde: Alabama is playing stupid.

Arkansas can out-stupid anybody
2012-09-15 03:53:32 PM  
1 vote:
Congratulations, Auburn, you beat a Sun Belt team in overtime.
2012-09-15 03:49:37 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Auburn paid Louisiana-Monroe $1,050,000 to play in this game.

sometime the whore gives you the herp
2012-09-15 03:36:14 PM  
1 vote:
Actually the first victory for Penn State in 15 years.
2012-09-15 03:28:49 PM  
1 vote:
Thank god Cal's kicker's not getting paid for this.
2012-09-15 01:38:58 PM  
1 vote:

varmitydog: With the way the Seminole defense is flying all over the field today, Wake Forest will be lucky to score at all.

This defense and ST play is making me feel like I'm an undergrad all over again, so if you'll excuse me I have to put on my flannel and check out that new Nirvana album that everyone is talking about.
2012-09-15 10:21:09 AM  
1 vote:
PSU vs. Navy: The Sodomy Bowl
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