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(UPI)   If your boyfriend's idea of a makeup gift is 1.5 tons of hay he stole from a neighbor's field, you should probably consider baling   ( upi.com) divider line
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2012-09-14 08:04:28 PM  
10 votes:
His girlfriend is Sarah Jessica Parker?
2012-09-14 08:58:54 PM  
4 votes:

doglover: What if she owns alpacas?

Alpaca lunch.
2012-09-14 11:10:16 PM  
2 votes:
The first time I read this headline, I took the key word to mean not "conciliatory", but "cosmetics".

/should probably go to bed or something
2012-09-14 09:04:09 PM  
2 votes:

phlegmmo: doglover: What if she owns alpacas?

Alpaca lunch.

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2012-09-15 05:49:48 AM  
1 vote:

pion: biatches love ponies, ponies love hay. I don't see what's so dumb about this.everyone else loves NED FLANDERS.

2012-09-15 12:06:02 AM  
1 vote:
So you're saying I'm a cow? I a-moose you? Is that what you're saying? I ought to gore you right now.
2012-09-14 11:17:39 PM  
1 vote:
Probably a Brony zoophiliac


(that is a name of one of those gh3y horses, right?)
2012-09-14 11:05:46 PM  
1 vote:
She must be on a high fiber diet.
2012-09-14 11:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
That's quite a gift, she must be stacked.
2012-09-14 10:57:06 PM  
1 vote:
One hoofstomp if she accepted the hay gift, two hoofstomps if she didn't.
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