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(Washington Post)   Paul Ryan returns to Capitol Hill for the first time since being selected as Mittens' VP candidate. Is greeted with a resounding, "Wait, who are you again?" and "Do we know this guy?" by his Congressional GOP brethren   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Capitol Hill, GOP, vice presidents, Capitol Steps, vice presidential candidate, Jason Chaffetz, House Speaker, House Budget Committee  
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2012-09-14 07:45:52 PM  
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2012-09-14 06:14:12 PM  
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Apos: Oh,they'll reacquaint themselves with him soon enough: on 01/03/13.

When Biden slaps him upside the head on his way up to the podium to be sworn in, and says "hai, Biatch!"?
2012-09-14 03:15:08 PM  
2 votes:
Pink Tie: "...but the Mexican in the monkey suit has to go!"

Green Tie: "HAHAHA!! (who the fark is this guy?)"

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2012-09-14 09:20:46 PM  
1 vote:

GodsTumor: Damn, how did I get on this thread? should be on Having sex can make you smarter, which explains why there is so much derp on Fark - Main Page never mind...

Still works.
2012-09-14 08:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: Ryan, the House GOP's budget guru and most prominent policy thinker,

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2012-09-14 08:10:04 PM  
1 vote:

thisisyourbrainonFark: No humor like conservative white guy humor.

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I was sure the second poster was going to be "destroyer of words"
2012-09-14 06:59:51 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Ryan, the House GOP's budget guru and most prominent policy thinker

Take a moment and reflect that Paul Ryan is the Republican idea of a policy wonk.
2012-09-14 05:50:52 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: Oh,they'll reacquaint themselves with him soon enough: on 01/03/13.

Um no. He had to give up running for re-election because it would have made his attempt as VP seem 'insincere,' the root of which, of course, being 'sin'

/rape is just another form of conception
//like when god raped mary*
/*names have been changed to protect the innocent
//rmoney just tanked this guy's career for his own financial gain
2012-09-14 04:10:20 PM  
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Nadie_AZ: "I'm glad he's coming by to say hi to everybody before the vote. My message to him is, 'Get out of here! Get outof here!'" said Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah). "We don't need you here. We need you in Iowa or Florida or something!"

I wish any time that I wanted to get a new job, my co-workers told me to go get out there and look for my new job -- while I still collected my full salary and benefits from my current job.
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