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(Team Coco)   Rahm Emanuel's spokespeople have addressed those Nickelback rumors. But what do they have to say about the newer, equally as disturbing allegations that are pouring in?   ( teamcoco.com) divider line
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2012-09-14 10:59:40 AM  
2 votes:
People have been saying Rahm Emmanuel raped and murdered a girl in 1990. There is no evidence to substantiate this, but why hasn't he stepped up and denied these allegations? I find it a bit suspicious and I wish Rahm Emmanuel would come out and deny that he violated and killed a young woman in 1990. I'm certainly NOT saying that Rahm Emmanuel did terrible things to her; I'm just asking the question.
2012-09-14 10:58:06 AM  
1 vote:
Rahm Emmanuel is secretly stealing your socks...but just one of the pair, not both.

Rahm Emmanuel is actually a clone of Vladimir Putin, secretly genetically engineered by Soviet scientists while Putin was a junior member of the KGB. The primary difference between the two is that the clone has better hair and a stronger chin. They are otherwise indistinguishable in the their appearance and actions.
2012-09-14 10:38:09 AM  
1 vote:

beta_plus: Wow, I knew Fark Libs couldn't laugh at themselves, but the butt hurt in this thread is at a whole new level.

/those are funny in a very non partisan way photoshops
//they're no "I Farking Love Cocaine" Bears, but they're still funny

All I got out of your post is that you're conservative and that you don't read threads before posting.
2012-09-14 09:41:49 AM  
1 vote:
Rahm Emanuel dvr's Honey Boo Boo?
2012-09-14 09:39:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-14 09:36:12 AM  
1 vote:
I got ..checks pocket..
for anyone who beats rahm to death with a hammer

I'll give you most of my ex wife and half a pack of gum if you take your time doing it
2012-09-14 09:32:39 AM  
1 vote:
Team Coco is the new FarkTV.
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