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(Huffington Post)   Naked and bloody man gnaws on woman's head near Scranton. That's what she said   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Scranton, Montreal police, Miami-Dade Police Department, Alexander Kinyua, Morgan State, aggravated assault  
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6602 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2012 at 10:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-13 11:14:06 PM  
2 votes:
If you type out the word "Scranton" and just stare at it, you'll slowly start to go mad.
2012-09-13 10:36:30 PM  
1 vote:
Man, all these years after 'Heaven's Gate' and still so angry.
2012-09-13 10:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-13 10:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
This is why marijuana is and should remain illegal.
2012-09-13 10:27:32 PM  
1 vote:

Arn_Dee: Zombie security has been really lax lately.

Not in my household. My roommate and I have our main weapons inn the livingroom ready to defend our single point of entry, loads of non-parishable, precooked foods, water for weeks, and even a fat roommate to stall the zombies while we escape to my plan b location.
2012-09-13 10:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
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I bet it was Prison Mike. He hasn't been the same since the Dementors.
2012-09-13 08:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
Was it this woman?

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2012-09-13 06:36:33 PM  
1 vote:
It's yet unclear whether Cimino was on drugs during the incident

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