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(BBC)   Chilean general apologizes for saying the army shouldn't allow gays & Jehovah's Witnesses along the watchtower   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2012-09-12 02:44:21 AM  
2012-09-12 02:46:42 AM  
Too much confusion.
2012-09-12 02:47:23 AM  

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2012-09-12 02:47:49 AM  
Would have been a better headline with Dylan or Jimi. But it'll attract the anti-religion Fark brigade so I'll give it a 7/10.
2012-09-12 03:02:47 AM  
No reason to get excited
2012-09-12 03:08:22 AM  
Erm, why would you even need to write about JW's, who are forbidden to enter military service in the first place?

/purple triangle etc.
2012-09-12 04:09:08 AM  
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There must be some kind of way out of here.

/hot like a viper's engines
2012-09-12 05:48:21 AM  
What's the problem with Jehovah's Witness? They're just like Mormons!
/oh wait
2012-09-12 06:03:22 AM  
You know who else hated gays and Jehovah's Witnesses?

/more than one answer
2012-09-12 06:53:15 AM  
"There must be some kinda way out of here"
Said the joker to the thief...
2012-09-12 07:42:38 AM  
Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
2012-09-12 08:11:53 AM  
First of all, a third of your army is already gay.

Second, as long as you have a soldier, gay or straight, male or female standing their post in a proper, military manner, eventually that doorbell is gonna ring, and the Jehovah's Witnesses are going to be trying to hand you a copy of "Watchtower".

As anybody that's studied Sun Tzu and Clauswitz can tell you, the only way to respond to this is to say, "Hendrix did it better" and slam the door.
2012-09-12 08:14:40 AM  
In his defense.. a lot of jehovah's witnesses wouldn't want some of their own there
2012-09-12 11:30:49 AM  
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