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(WEAR Pensacola)   Woman arrested for beating boyfriend with his own prosthetic leg. Victim reportedly hopping mad   ( weartv.com) divider line
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2012-09-12 12:31:04 AM  
When asked why his girlfriend would do such a thing, the victim reportedly said "I don't know. I'm stumped."
2012-09-12 12:35:56 AM  
Cut him down to thighs, eh?
2012-09-12 12:48:40 AM  
So does this mean he lost the ass-kicking contest?
2012-09-12 12:50:03 AM  
I'd vote for this headline, but I don't have a leg to stand on.
2012-09-12 01:22:12 AM  
Oh, NW Florida... you never fail to amuse.
2012-09-12 01:47:35 AM  
It could have been much worse,all things considered:

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2012-09-12 01:50:07 AM  

skinnycatullus: Oh, NW Florida... you never fail to amuse.

Bad enough that kid's got to eventually escape those parents, then he's got to escape that state.
2012-09-12 02:02:01 AM  
She didn't find him humerus
2012-09-12 02:10:21 AM  
Hopping mad and probably little tipsy, too.
2012-09-12 02:19:58 AM  
Witnesses report the girlfriend taunted the victim with "Stop kicking yourself, stop kicking yourself"
2012-09-12 02:20:50 AM  
I once beat a cripple with his own crutch. To be fair, though, he really had it coming.
2012-09-12 02:21:33 AM  
"I'm going to rip off your leg and beat you with it!"
2012-09-12 02:28:30 AM  
He probably tried to run away but kept going in circles.
2012-09-12 02:36:24 AM  
This was clearly......

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not the shindig he wanted to have.

2012-09-12 02:58:04 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Witnesses report the girlfriend taunted the victim with "Stop kicking yourself, stop kicking yourself"

I had tears from laughing at this!
2012-09-12 02:58:52 AM  
Came for Premire Kissov, leaving disappointed.
2012-09-12 03:03:22 AM  
One gets to notice these little things almost instinctively.
2012-09-12 03:12:01 AM  
sigh. i have to pay women to do this to me.

what the hell? anyone got her number?
2012-09-12 03:23:15 AM  
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2012-09-12 03:55:24 AM  
Ah, so much win wrapped in a Florida tag!

The game is afoot!

/Getting a real kick, etc.
2012-09-12 04:33:54 AM  
Was it the waiter at IHOP?
2012-09-12 04:35:27 AM  

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2012-09-12 05:43:27 AM  
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2012-09-12 06:24:01 AM  

Came for the my name is earl reference, leaving satisfied :

/who's Dodge's dad dammit?
2012-09-12 08:26:49 AM  
Best Headline of the week Subby. Well done. I'm barely able to crawl from LSH
2012-09-12 09:30:28 AM  
"Stop kicking yourself! Why are you kicking yourself?!?"
2012-09-12 12:37:48 PM  
Best headline of the month.

(anyone who disagrees hardly has a leg to stand on).


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