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(Daily Mail)   Ever wanted to hook up with one of the girls from America's Next Top Model? Looks like you might finally have a shot. That is, if you have $5 on you   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, Top Model, aspiring models, United States, temporary employees, Dr. Laura, Angelina Jolie, Tyra Banks, mental disorders  
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2012-09-12 02:09:19 AM  
5 votes:
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2012-09-12 08:40:28 AM  
3 votes:

allthesametome: 1000 Ways to Dye: I once hooked up with Rachel (Link) from when they did the short cycle a few years back.

Most boring sex I've ever had. Seriously dull.

But I bet you gave her the best 20 seconds of her life. I'd say csb, but the truth is that it's kind of pathetic (even for Fark) to identify and denigrate someone just so you can brag.

Well, he's probably pissed that he found out that she lost a bet.
2012-09-12 06:51:13 AM  
2 votes:

pacmanner: I live in Germany and over here they have Heidi Klum's Germany's Next Top Model. This is one of the runner-ups from last year. These girls over here make those girls on Tyra's show look like crap.

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I don't know what the question is, but I've got a short answer ready.
2012-09-12 03:46:09 AM  
2 votes:
$5? You could get her for about two fitty.

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I said two fitty biatch, and not a dollar more!
2012-09-12 03:44:51 AM  
2 votes:
Rarely does one get to use the phrase "she would have been better of if she had gone in to porn".
2012-09-12 02:32:50 AM  
2 votes:
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There's her problem. They should've arrested her crack dealer after they took his photo.
2012-09-12 02:09:21 AM  
2 votes:
someone i care about is on the verge of killing herself! better hook up with Dr.Phil!
2012-09-12 04:29:03 AM  
1 vote:

rynthetyn: She was messed up on the show. Then during filming her best friend died of a drug overdose and she started into a downward spiral that was disturbing to watch for a reality show about wannabe models. Then Tyra Banks decided like a week after Jael's friend died that she was going to do a photoshoot that involved putting Jael in a coffin and it was horribly exploitative and designed to make her freak out. Not that Tyra Banks is to blame for this girl turning into a meth head, but she had issues that were exploited in ways that crossed the line for reality TV and I don't think it exactly helped. She was never quite the same on the show after the coffin shoot.

So you're the person who watched that show.
2012-09-12 03:22:25 AM  
1 vote:

Atomic Spunk: I've dealt with a family member who had a meth addiction. It's a heart-wrenching problem to live with, especially when there is a codependent who makes excuses for them and gives them money. I hope she is able to get past this. It's a pretty horrible sickness.

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2012-09-12 02:36:09 AM  
1 vote:
Top Model contestant?
*opens wallet*
*clicks link*
*closes wall--
*keeps wallet open*

hey, what are the odds I'll ever have another chance to nail a Top Model contestant?
2012-09-12 02:34:51 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-12 12:45:29 AM  
1 vote:

DanZero: Sorry, it goes towards TF


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