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(KTVZ Bend)   'Stinky' the dolphin gets frisky with divers   ( ktvz.com) divider line
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7251 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2012 at 4:38 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-11 05:11:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-11 05:08:02 PM  
2 votes:
Michael Maes has the sort sort of shiatty faux art piece website and slow slow slow I've seen in years. Utterly craptastic.

Here is the video: Warning contains dolphin penis.

Dolphin Encounter - Stinky @ Hepps, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands
2012-09-11 04:04:29 PM  
2 votes:

basemetal: Is it a Miami Dolphin?

No, the dolphin was doing the raping, not the other way around
2012-09-11 01:20:27 PM  
2 votes:
The underwater dolphin-viewing area at Sea World is great if you're into watching animals try to rape each other. I've been down there before and the water has been festooned with great viscous ropes of Flipper jizz. Listening to the parents trying to explain it to their 5-year-olds is great, too. "I think that's the color of their wee wee, honey..."
2012-09-12 10:23:09 AM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: great viscous ropes of Flipper jizz

If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Flipper Jizz", and our first album will be "Great Viscous Ropes"...
2012-09-11 10:30:10 PM  
1 vote:
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What 'Stinky' may or may not look like.
2012-09-11 05:56:19 PM  
1 vote:
Stinky: Please, jack me off, you piece of shiat, I don't have any goddamn thumbs.
2012-09-11 05:55:27 PM  
1 vote:
I met 'stinky' or his dad back in 1999. He was already notorious around Cayman Brac for having disrupted an underwater wedding by attempting to rape the bride on her special day at the altar. He was very friendly and in a non-rapey mood when we met him, obviously escaped from some encounter show somewhere in the carribean, way too friendly to be a wild dolphin. During our long incredible encounter, one of our dive group played with a conch shell and never looked at the dolphin once. He still scares me.

//bet none of you have petted a rape-dolphin
2012-09-11 04:52:39 PM  
1 vote:
Does NOT approve. 

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2012-09-11 04:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
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If you washed it once in a while it might be named "Stinky".
2012-09-11 04:44:49 PM  
1 vote:
Hank Hill is not amused.
2012-09-11 03:59:59 PM  
1 vote:
Is it a Miami Dolphin?
2012-09-11 02:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
"Go on...."

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....and before you go all Matt Hooper on me, I realize that the dolphin isn't a fish but underwater it's all good .
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