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17792 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2012 at 10:55 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-11 11:17:51 AM  
4 votes:
How much extra is a rim job?
2012-09-11 12:17:52 PM  
2 votes:
The replacement...

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2012-09-11 11:17:30 AM  
2 votes:
Some loyalty cards let you rack up points, but one business in Malaysia allegedly offered its customers something they could really use: free sex after nine car washes. let you point up racks.
2012-09-11 11:11:04 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-12 12:46:21 AM  
1 vote:
My wife got her car washed last week and she got the free sex after just one wash.

Can't believe I'm the Weeners this.
2012-09-11 03:18:00 PM  
1 vote:

Witchyman: maliklockett: I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again


So what part of Scotland do you girls come from?

Wales, thank you!

Sorry,what part of Scotland do you whales come from?

2012-09-11 12:07:43 PM  
1 vote:
maybe they were trying to raise $50,000 to save the gym
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2012-09-11 11:26:00 AM  
1 vote:
So I guess sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch isn't really a euphemism.
2012-09-11 11:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-11 11:09:24 AM  
1 vote:
"I'll take the Deluxe Wax Option, as well. The girl'll be waxed, too, right?"
2012-09-11 11:09:04 AM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: I've seen this movie...
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...and the sequel, too...
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American cinema at it's finest.

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2012-09-11 11:08:04 AM  
1 vote:
So in other words, a complimentary undercarriage srubbing on the tenth visit?
2012-09-11 11:07:44 AM  
1 vote:
why wasnt i told earlier about this?
my car is really dirty.
2012-09-11 11:02:45 AM  
1 vote:

Car wash in Malaysia offers free sex after nine car washes


"To get the extra 'offer' customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Fadhil said

Good job, subliteratemitter.

Yes, 10 is after 9. Not the point here.
2012-09-11 11:01:50 AM  
1 vote:
I've seen this movie...
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...and the sequel, too...
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American cinema at it's finest.
2012-09-11 11:01:47 AM  
1 vote:
Talk about getting your card punched.......
2012-09-11 11:00:14 AM  
1 vote:
They were tipped of by the increased numbers of insanely clean rental cars arriving at the airport.
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