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2012-09-11 04:45:31 AM  
4 votes:
I am sick of the sexual suppression of society's steerage-class.

The airline is just upset that he didn't pay $20,000 to upgrade to a first-class cabin suite. They don't explicitly advertise them as such, but the main appeal is that you get your own bed in which you can lie completely horizontal, masturbate, and then take a nap till you land.

Supposedly it's the only way to fly.

Well I'm sorry if this guy isn't all elitist with a first-class masturbatorium, like your Pat Buchanans and your George Wills, but he's got rights, just like all of us working stiffs.
2012-09-11 04:24:00 AM  
4 votes:
This man is only guilty of...

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2012-09-11 04:31:22 AM  
3 votes:
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I have had ENOUGH with these motherfarking jackoffs on this motherfarking plane...
2012-09-11 08:41:40 AM  
1 vote:
Southwest- Not all your bags fly free.
2012-09-11 04:57:55 AM  
1 vote:
I think the longest flight I ever took was 9 hours. I somehow managed to not molest myself or anyone else.
It's like that David Cross bit about airports selling porn magazines. "You know what I need on this flight? The world's filthiest ball-draining cum-mag!"
2012-09-11 04:36:25 AM  
1 vote:
Single-handedly joining the mile high club, will land you in jail.
2012-09-11 04:24:48 AM  
1 vote:
When in doubt, Whip it out.
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