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(CNN)   JC Penney thinks that by offering free kids' haircuts every Sunday in November they will see an increase in sales   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, J.C. Penney, JCP, point-of-sales, Checking Out  
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2575 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2012 at 9:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-10 09:54:05 PM  
2 votes:
I am definitely 'ok' with this. Families on a budget. Haircut incentives on a traditionally slow mall shopping day. They've gone back to sales and clearance, my wife bought some unbelievable clearance summer dresses with a group of girlfriends down visiting from New York a couple weeks ago (a few were lined for $10-$25). She got nothing but compliments every time she wore one. They lost 147 million dollars second quarter and stocks fell 18%. I read the comments FTFA and if 'pissing and moaning' were an Olympic Sport, we'd be the Jessie 'Motherfarkin' Owens to the rest of the world.
2012-09-10 10:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
JC Pennies
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2012-09-10 09:58:54 PM  
1 vote:
They would have better luck giving free blow jobs.
2012-09-10 09:58:47 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Could do worse.
2012-09-10 09:57:07 PM  
1 vote:

Slu: I get all my business casual work clothes at Penny's or Macy's. Must be something about the possessive.

I'm the same way with Meijer's and K-Mart's.
2012-09-10 09:55:36 PM  
1 vote:
Part of their problem is that they've been in business for a hundred years and many still refer to them as JC Penny or Penny's. It's Penney's. Get some brand identity!
2012-09-10 09:51:39 PM  
1 vote:
I took a family portrait at JC Penney a few years back. The photos were fine.

But their company name is Kiddie Kandids. I hate getting spam from those farkers.
2012-09-10 09:51:23 PM  
1 vote:
If your parents get your hair cut and clothes at JC Penny you might want to consider becoming emancipated.
2012-09-10 09:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
Today's kids don't get haircuts. The shaggy loser look is in.

Hey kid, get a farking haircut. This ain't the 60's. Goddamned kids. And stay off my lawn.

/36 on Saturday
//well versed in grumpy old man already
2012-09-10 09:44:34 PM  
1 vote:
I get all my business casual work clothes at Penny's or Macy's. Must be something about the possessive.
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