Indubitably: "Hey, Johnny, cut this."
FirstNationalBastard: There's a haircut at Penney's?
Nadie_AZ: Dear JCPenny,Open a hemp dispensary at every store.
Lunaville: Dear JCPenney,Here's the secret: 1) Made in America 2) Cotton, hemp, silk, wool, flax, etc 3) Children's' and teen styles that meet the local school code, that is, no mini-skirts, no skinny jeans.Sincerely,a Mom who seriously does not want to take up sewing
06Wahoo: How about trying customer service? I hear customers appreciate that.
Slu: I get all my business casual work clothes at Penny's or Macy's. Must be something about the possessive.
Dahnkster: I am definitely 'ok' with this. Families on a budget. Haircut incentives on a traditionally slow mall shopping day. They've gone back to sales and clearance, my wife bought some unbelievable clearance summer dresses with a group of girlfriends down visiting from New York a couple weeks ago (a few were lined for $10-$25). She got nothing but compliments every time she wore one. They lost 147 million dollars second quarter and stocks fell 18%. I read the comments FTFA and if 'pissing and moaning' were an Olympic Sport, we'd be the Jessie 'Motherfarkin' Owens to the rest of the world.
AverageAmericanGuy: I took a family portrait at JC Penney a few years back. The photos were fine.But their company name is Kiddie Kandids. I hate getting spam from those farkers.
stuffy: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 300x400]Could do worse.
LeroyBourne: If your parents get your hair cut and clothes at JC Penny you might want to consider becoming emancipated.
titwrench: They are going to attract a lot of minorities that are going to expect spa treatment for free. Good luck JCP.
Thisbymaster: They would have better luck giving free blow jobs.
UsikFark: 06Wahoo: How about trying customer service? I hear customers appreciate that.No, I don't need help finding anything. Just make sure someone is at the register, that's where I'll go if I need help... or, you know, if I want to buy something. Yes, I need help buying something in your damn store, unless you just want me to scatter some change on the counter and leave. Seems like registers pretty often go un-staffed in a variety of department stores... maybe the employees are just crowding around the security cameras?
MattyBlast: Shiat...offer me a free upper-body waxing every Tuesday in December and we'll talk.
shiate: i can't believe ron johnson left apple to go to that craphole. i guess he thought he could do anything in retail after the apple stores, but i think this is showing him it was more of a team effort, and not all his genius.
bmihura: Why the JCP hate? I've never had a problem with them. They have provided me with pants and underwear and shirts for maybe 40 years. Yes I know I look like a dork for saying 40 years, but what works works. Unlike our current President who cannot balance a budget.No, don't snark at me, can do double so.
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