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(Daily Mail)   It's embarrassing to trip up on pavement, topple the stroller you're pushing, and dump your baby out of it. It must be extra embarrassing to do that when the paparazzi are witnesses   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, Peaches Geldof, Bob Geldof, Little Astala, beauty, drug overdose, heroin overdoses, East London, strollers  
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2012-09-10 10:44:31 AM  
5 votes:
"So....there I am, just lyin' in my pram, suckin on my passi and biatching to myself about the fact that mum named me Astala...seriously Mum...WTF? So anyways, I'm layin there, mindin my own business and BAM!! next thing I know, I'm ass over tea kettle, fallin all about the place cuz apparently Mummy can't see a god-damned crater in the middle of the sidewalk...And, to make it worse, because in the past, ol' Peach has been know to tipple a bit and do stupid shiat, there's some douchenozzle paps snapping pictures the whole time, so of course he catches me, flailing around ass up on the walk and looking like a total spaz to all the world....FML!"
2012-09-10 06:47:45 AM  
4 votes:
Astala vista, baby.
2012-09-10 10:43:17 AM  
3 votes:
If Im going to shel out big bucks for a stroller it better have monster truck tires that can crush the homeless.
2012-09-10 08:40:33 AM  
3 votes:
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Mummy Peaches: `Oopsie-doodles!'
Babby Peach-Pit: `What the-? Dammit, you vacuous twunt!'
2012-09-10 06:42:41 AM  
3 votes:
She likes to push the pram a lot!
2012-09-10 09:00:35 AM  
2 votes:
So I'm the only one laughing at the pic of the kid's legs straight up in the air?

That's good fail stuff right there.
2012-09-10 02:12:21 AM  
2 votes:

Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.

Why are you pushing about the Geldorf clan?
2012-09-10 01:58:24 AM  
2 votes:
If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.
2012-09-10 12:00:57 PM  
1 vote:
"This is everybody's fault but mine!"
2012-09-10 10:27:55 AM  
1 vote:
"She insisted he had been strapped in ..."

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Maybe not so much.
2012-09-10 09:30:52 AM  
1 vote:
mother do you think she'll drop the pram.
2012-09-10 09:03:18 AM  
1 vote:
All that money and she's still wearing ugly shoes.
2012-09-10 08:49:44 AM  
1 vote:
People think it's a joke, but she could have used some rubber baby buggy bumpers.
2012-09-10 08:46:16 AM  
1 vote:
Base over apex, as they say over there.
2012-09-10 07:00:34 AM  
1 vote:

liam76: Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.

According to the Twitter screenshots in the article, the baby was strapped in. Which didn't prevent him from being turned into a human pretzel.

The pictures made me lol.
2012-09-10 06:21:58 AM  
1 vote:
Nice to see that she didn't also drop her phone. Looked like it was safe and still in use during the whole ordeal.
2012-09-10 05:04:31 AM  
1 vote:
Glad the phone is okay!

/read the comments, I love how English people talk.
2012-09-10 04:07:03 AM  
1 vote:

feckingmorons: Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.

Why are you pushing about the Geldorf clan?

♫Peaches come form Gendolf can↑
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