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(Oregon Live)   Hint: Your dachshund shouldn't weigh anywhere close to 77 pounds. Tag is for the foster home trying to help him shed the excess   ( divider line
    More: Hero, The Biggest Loser, foster homes, dachshunds, Nora Vanatta, oxidative stress  
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2012-09-09 01:57:13 PM  
8 votes:
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2012-09-09 10:46:09 AM  
7 votes:
That is the second biggest wiener I've ever seen.
2012-09-09 02:11:26 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-09 12:38:45 PM  
3 votes:
beefcake. BEEFCAKE!
2012-09-09 01:35:17 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Holy hell. Who the fark lets an animal get in that state to begin with?

Heart breaking video here

Must...not...add...tuba music...
2012-09-09 12:54:55 PM  
2 votes:
That not so much a wiener dog as it is a bratwurst dog.
2012-09-09 12:50:59 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-09 05:29:57 PM  
1 vote:

grimlock1972: That not so much a wiener dog as it is a bratwurst dog.

They plump when you cook em
2012-09-09 05:20:50 PM  
1 vote:


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2012-09-09 04:58:31 PM  
1 vote:

Friskya: That is the second biggest wiener I've ever seen.

That's what she said!

/sorry. Tried to resist, but could not.
2012-09-09 03:08:37 PM  
1 vote:
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Here's mine... his name is Oscar. He's 11 years old (not sure how he reached that age with his behaviors) and is between a standard and miniature dachshund. He's got dapple and pinebald spots as well.

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He's just bareeeeeeely tolerating this bath.
2012-09-09 02:18:31 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: weiner dog: When I sit around the (WOO!) house, I really (WOO!) sit around the (WOO!) house.

Are those WOO!s the sound of air moving through your folds?

/better not be obscure

Damn I want to listen to "The Rhythm is Going to Get You".

/Chair dancing is unacceptable where I work
//"Hooray! It's just like Mardi Gras!"
2012-09-09 02:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
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/So sorry
2012-09-09 01:15:24 PM  
1 vote:

Vodka Zombie: That's not a dog. That's a weapon.

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2012-09-09 11:45:34 AM  
1 vote:

Roook: Did they have to call him Obie?

I know, Jabba would have been more appropriate.
2012-09-09 11:00:24 AM  
1 vote:
Holy crap that dog is huge! I thought I was a bad pet owner because my jack russel is 19 pounds (about 4 or 5 pounds overweight, and he's starting to lose some of that weight). How on earth do you not notice something is wrong 30 or 40 pounds ago???
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