Ghost Roach: gavsarris: t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned./Maybe threeCan you dance to it?
Funbags: MBK: Last year, my 2nd and 3rd graders wanted to put on a talent show. They wanted to sing a Nicki Minaj song.I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".THAT'S HOW I ROLL.On these shows, talent is unimportant. The ability to influence the purchasing decisions of 14 year old girls is important.Anything more is just the cherry.
MBK: I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".
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