webthing01: "You are now an enemy of the state"
St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?
SoothinglyDeranged: For the last time, paranoidmitter, nobody gives a flying fark about your boring ass.
Triumph: St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?That some private contractor conned the FBI out of a billion dollars?
TommyymmoT: Is this anything like the bullet "fingerprinting" scam?They just stopped that nonsense in New York, but not before flushing $44million down the toilet.
The My Little Pony Killer: The FBI just spent a million dollars on Facebook?
Makh: It's crap like this that makes me sick. We go over this time and time again.So far, so good - catching criminals faster and making less false arrests must be a good thing, right?They should have said 'fewer' instead of less. Absolutely appalling what they did there. Loss of freedom is pretty bad too. But this, this is uncalled for.
BronyMedic: St_Francis_P: Is there some sinister implication here I'm unaware of?SoothinglyDeranged: For the last time, paranoidmitter, nobody gives a flying fark about your boring ass.Stop that! Clearly we must panic about software that has existed since the late 1980s in the private sectors and is being used now by the Government. This means we're one step away from everyone having to walk down the streets with the mark of the beast tattoo'd on their hand, and the Illuminati ID badges taped to their forehead!This sinister plot can only be a product of the Rand Corporation, the Reverse Vampires, and the Saucer People.We're through the looking glass on this one.
scalpod: There's not getting anything tattooed anywhere. You were born with it because the MARK OF THE BEAST IS YOUR FACE.
davidphogan: I'm sure they don't want to openly admit it, but I'm sure in the years since that happened the FBI has kept up with MySpace/Facebook/Twitter.
Olympic Trolling Judge: Joke's on them. I haven't used my real face in years!
Asa Phelps: What a waste of money. No such system has ever had more true positives than false positives.
Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 800x338]
KrispyKritter: good thing criminals don't know about gloves, masks and stolen cars.this is what they are telling the public about. you can bet your sweet arse they have stuff they are using that you won't know about for 20 years. but you're not a hoodlum anyway so who cares.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The FBI, on the cutting edge of 1990s casino technology.
JerkyMeat: The U.S. government benefited the most by 911 in all aspects and with this fact and mountains of other facts that have been marginalized by most as "truther" nonsense, 911 was most likely planned by the powerful in the U.S. for this benefit. This rollout by the FBI is just another example of the benefit of the federal power grab "justified" by a so called terrorist attack.
tkwasny: The history of mans behavior is key to understanding its future.Once a power to manipulate and control people is available (just available, thats all thats needed) man will devise a way to to separate those with access and power from those that do not. What happens next to those cast out is the string of horrors throughout history.Go ahead and argue the "but if they did nothing wrong, they have nothing to worry about" side. I dare you.
Krieghund: I hope it can tell a facial from a plain ole milk mustache.[www.capitolcommunicator.com image 450x600]
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