Expolaris: All this shiat does it remind me of a girl i was hitting on in college,Met her at the library, small talk here and there. Weeks go by, kept talking. Eventually get to texting and things seem to be going well....when she reveals that she a "transethnic animal soul" to use her words. That she had the beating heart and soul of a proud lioness like from the Lion King. She wanted me to join her...pride of fellow lions....not all of which were the same gender as their "inner self."No matter how long it's been since i've gotten laid, i was not that desperate.
tlchwi02: actually tbh, i don't get the goals of these supposed otherkin.
theorellior: Also, a furry thread wouldn't be complete without this little gem:[i30.tinypic.com image 545x720]
WonderStuff: Jesus. Just play D&D like every other socially awkard person.
Expolaris: I have tried my very hardest to block that image out up to this point. I CANNOT UNSEE.
theorellior: I just love the image's unspoken message that furries and otherkin are this noble group of downtrodden souls who *will* get equal rights one day, by Gawd!
fluffy2097: Expolaris: I have tried my very hardest to block that image out up to this point. I CANNOT UNSEE.If that's an image that permanently seers into your retinas, you should probably abandon the internet.While we're on a roll...4.bp.blogspot.comPoor Blackleaf... I love those tracts.
tlchwi02: do furries need protection? they already wear animal masks and costumes. nobody knows who they are if they don't decide to make an issue of it.actually tbh, i don't get the goals of these supposed otherkin. its not like there is any sort of legal ramifications if everyone acknowledges you are a cat/elf/cyclops reincarnation of shakespeare or if nobody does. so as long as they are happy saying they are a japanease vampire, whats the point if anyone else does
theorellior: you'd think people would be numb by now.
fluffy2097: If it was anything other then oatmeal, you'd be banned right now.
Expolaris: ocasional ancient piece of history makes me herp so hard i derp.
fluffy2097: When you think about it, It's not surprising there are furries into acting like babies. The whole denial of reality and not wanting to grow up is strong with that bunch.
To The Escape Zeppelin!: theorellior: I just love the image's unspoken message that furries and otherkin are this noble group of downtrodden souls who *will* get equal rights one day, by Gawd!I remember a sci-fi short story I read once where all these groups won equal rights and public buildings were required to have twelve different bathrooms to accommodate all these different "identities".
fluffy2097: Then I was watching Lain and there is a scene with an alien in it. Damn near had a heart attack.
theorellior: fluffy2097: Then I was watching Lain and there is a scene with an alien in it. Damn near had a heart attack.Hahahaha. In college I got a sinus infection and had a bad fever, and one night I had a horrible fever dream where I was trapped in an enclosing organic pouch studded with thousands of rippling intestinal vilii. Fast forward a year later and I went to party at a friend's house, and as I walk in the living room the anime playing on the TV shows a young woman being consumed BY THAT EXACT METHOD. My head assploded.
palelizard: I hate you. I hate you so goddamn much. My quality of life just went down a small but statistically significant amount for having seen that.
theorellior: palelizard: I hate you. I hate you so goddamn much. My quality of life just went down a small but statistically significant amount for having seen that.Awwww, it'll be okay. Just think: no matter what weird things you do, you'll never match the WTFkery of wearing diapers filled with warm oatmeal.
offmymeds: I am the Emperor of Mankind!
Foxxinnia: At what point can you say someone has schizophrenia exactly?
axalon: What the hell...
ProfessorOhki: Hahaha, Tumblr; such a horrid wasteland of whining. There are exactly two pages worth visiting:Dog Shaming - People hanging signs on misbehaving petsPusheen the Cat - Pictures like this:[s3.amazonaws.com image 325x325]
karasoth: Otherkin: I think my soul is that of a hippogriff but I can still function and have a normal life
WinoRhino: Later in the evening we went to get dinner and she ordered steak tips. She requested them raw, and when the restaurant wouldn't go for it, settled for "really rare" telling them that any blood should be sufficient.
Gunther: No, I'm pretty sure believing you have the soul of a fictional monster is pretty goddamn crazy.
Expolaris: theorellior: Also, a furry thread wouldn't be complete without this little gem:[i30.tinypic.com image 545x720] I have tried my very hardest to block that image out up to this point. I CANNOT UNSEE.WonderStuff: Jesus. Just play D&D like every other socially awkard person.While we're on a roll...[4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x240]
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