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(Debka Files)   In A.D. 2012. War was beginning   ( debka.com) divider line
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2012-09-07 10:16:20 AM  
7 votes:
Israel goes on alert when a car in Jordan backfires.
2012-09-07 10:27:17 AM  
4 votes:
freaky.thehappening.orgView Full Size
2012-09-07 10:15:31 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-09-07 08:52:30 AM  
4 votes:
In 2012, War in the Middle East was ongoing, as it has been for every year since Israel was installed there as a country against the wishes of the rest of the region by a government 3000 miles away who had colonial power to do so, but no real local mandate or participation. Someone set up us the bomb.

Arthur Balfour: All your base are belong to us.
2012-09-07 01:06:15 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-07 10:21:47 AM  
3 votes:
CATS romantic profile.
Turn ons: Main screen.
Turn offs: Move ZIG.
2012-09-07 10:15:51 AM  
3 votes:
Somebody set us up the Homs.
2012-09-07 01:23:37 PM  
2 votes:
jmz.iki.fiView Full Size

An oldie but a goodie. Also, anyone have that anigif mashup of All Your Base and the Homeland Security infographic? That was one of Fark Photoshop Contest's greatest moments.
2012-09-07 11:50:46 AM  
2 votes:

Tainted1: In the grim darkness of the present there is only war

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2012-09-07 11:27:41 AM  
2 votes:

Carousel Beast: It truly amazes me the lengths to which antisemitics will go to blame anything and everything on Israel.

Good lord, do you curse Jews when your breakfast cereal turns soggy?

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I bet the Jews did this!
2012-09-07 10:55:54 AM  
2 votes:

Jubeebee: trotsky: If Bashir's government falls, bet your ass it's going to devolve into a religious civil war with the Muslims versus the Alawites, who will fight for their existence.

You seem to think that this hasn't already happened. Before this war started, the Alawites had all of the cushy jobs, all of the connections, and ran the country. The Sunnis outnumber the Alawites by 6:1 and are poor and unemployed, unless they're in the military, in which case their loyalties are somewhat divided.

The Alawites are farked if the Assad regime falls. They might be able to hole up in the northwest part of the country, but right now we've got ourselves a good old sectarian civil war.

Alawite, gentille Alawite
Alawite, je te boom today.
2012-09-07 10:23:27 AM  
2 votes:
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Turkey is safe now.
2012-09-07 03:25:37 PM  
1 vote:
Debka? Isn't that Tatsuma's blog?
2012-09-07 02:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
DEBKAfile? Is this like the Israeli WND?
2012-09-07 12:09:25 PM  
1 vote:

AcneVulgaris: Eapoe6: If you had a friend who kept getting in fights, how many fights would have to take place before you took a look at your friend's behavior?

If your friend is jewish, that would be anti-semitism.

If you had a friend that kept getting attacked for simply existing, even after he repeatedly thrashed his attackers, wouldn't you think there is something wrong with his attackers?
2012-09-07 11:49:47 AM  
1 vote:

Galloping Galoshes: Heron: In fact before, say, this May or June, I hadn't heard of a car-bombing in Syria for 20 years or more.

Missed that point. I guess you don't remember Assad massacring the inhabitants of Hama a couple decades ago. After that Assad became particularly brutal, which discouraged further resistance until he died.

Hussein, Assad, Gaddafi, etc.were very good at keeping a lid on things, usually by shooting whatever was in the pot, but they did it. The last few years seems to be a choice between Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral. In Afghanistan in the late 90s the people seemed to prefer Lawful Evil. Of course reality is more complicated than a 3x3 grid.
2012-09-07 11:19:13 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: Weaver95: War. War never changes.

[siliconsasquatch.com image 850x520]
"War has changed. "

Damn it!.
2012-09-07 11:12:59 AM  
1 vote:

gopher321: War; What is it good for. Absolutely nothing. Uh-huh.

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2012-09-07 11:06:08 AM  
1 vote:
Sept. 5, an Iron Dome battery was installed in Gush Dan.

origin.kaboodle.comView Full Size
2012-09-07 10:56:14 AM  
1 vote:

Tyrone Slothrop: probesport: Lone Stranger: [www.veezzle.com image 600x600]

Turkey is safe now.

Awww ugly duckling

/bawk bawk

You know, I've seen baby swans, and they're not ugly at all. Hans Christian Anderson was full of it.

What you fail to consider is that the ducks were specist little farkers. Might as well put little white hoods on 'em.
2012-09-07 10:46:28 AM  
1 vote:

YixilTesiphon: Is this a trustworthy source?

Seems a little fishy to me. 

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2012-09-07 10:37:08 AM  
1 vote:

Eapoe6: If you had a friend who kept getting in fights, how many fights would have to take place before you took a look at your friend's behavior?

If your friend is jewish, that would be anti-semitism.
2012-09-07 10:28:00 AM  
1 vote:

WizardofToast: Alright, which terrorist set us up the bomb?

UP US. Set up us the bomb.
2012-09-07 10:21:54 AM  
1 vote:
Move every Zig!

For Great Justice!
2012-09-07 10:21:44 AM  
1 vote:
Here's a grain of salt, you are going to need it
simhonytribute.webs.comView Full Size
2012-09-07 10:18:08 AM  
1 vote:

WizardofToast: Alright, which terrorist set us up the bomb?

What you say?
2012-09-07 10:17:51 AM  
1 vote:
that looks kinda conspiracy sitey.

anyone got better citations that this is occuring aside from Tinfoil Hat Monthly?
2012-09-07 10:16:53 AM  
1 vote:
Is this a trustworthy source?
2012-09-07 09:40:48 AM  
1 vote:
Crab battle!
2012-09-07 08:41:09 AM  
1 vote:
Hello Gentlemen.
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