SlothB77: "I live in Nadya land. I'm telling you, I'm not kidding you. I'm not normal. I don't know what's going on in the world. If you told me someone won the presidency tomorrow I would be like, 'what!' I so apologize for this answer, but I have no clue who is running against the president. I have not watched TV in 12 years," she said.She is what they call an 'unlikely voter'. 100% chance she isn't even registered to vote.
GAT_00: Or she is, but in the wrong district.
Pocket Ninja: At this point, I imagine the average "swing voter" as someone who requires hour-long blocks of time to decide on matters such as whether to have an English muffin or toast for breakfast and whether to clip toe nails today or tomorrow. So, I'd actually say that Octomom is probably a step or two above them.
ForgotMyTowel: "I played the flute for eight years when I was little. I won many awards for playing the flute. I was a top flute player, but I don't play it anymore," Suleman said"I.....no, too easy. I'll just let that one go.
slave2grind: Skin flute?
Biness: Doesn't have working radio.She and kids dance to music everyday.SHES A LIAR
busy chillin': did I just defend Octomom?
busy chillin': Biness: Doesn't have working radio.She and kids dance to music everyday.SHES A LIARWell, I listen to music everyday through this new thing called a computer. My car has a radio, but I only listen to CDs. So she might not be lying. And also, if you listen to certain stations they don't play political adds...and this might not apply to her, but if you aren't in a swing state they don't play anything.I have not seen one Obama add in KS. Prolly figure why waste the money.did I just defend Octomom?
ZeroCorpse: Who cares?It doesn't matter who they vote for. It really doesn't. The winner was picked already, and all that remains is to put on the pageant to make everyone think they have a say in what happens. In the end, the guy that was appointed by the corporate overlords will take his place, and we'll get a news cycle-- with all the ads, merchandise, and book tours to go with it-- until the next big political "choice" they let us think we have comes up.Octomom's vote is no more useless than anyone else's, which is to say it's completely useless and always has been.
fawlty: "I live in a village of little kids."Awesome quote. Let that sink in a bit. It's completely accurate. Imagine living in such a village. It's not like those crazy big families because there are no older ones to help out. You don;t have seniors in high school at the same time as pre-K's. It just you and them and they are all under 8 (or whatever). Now, do you care one rat's ass who the president is?
Cyno01: Undecided voters at this point are about 5% gay republicans, 5% racist democrats and 90% morans.
Pocket Ninja: At this point, I imagine the average "swing voter" as someone who requires hour-long blocks of time to decide on matters such as whether to have an English muffin or toast for breakfast
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Way I figure, if it were advantageous for her to say who she was voting for, she would say it. She wisely put together that it is not advantageous. Answering whether or not she knows who Romney is also opens the same door. There's no advantage to her to talk politics.The question should have never been raised. Asking about it should be the same as asking 'have you had an abortion/paid for someone else's abortion'. Just don't do it in public.If you want to go there, talk around it, by asking about the platform kind of crap.
busy chillin': I have not seen one Obama add in KS. Prolly figure why waste the money.
Pud: On the bright side, she probably has no idea how to figure out where to vote, or what day people with a last name beginning with S are supposed to vote on
Gabrielmot: Pocket Ninja: At this point, I imagine the average "swing voter" as someone who requires hour-long blocks of time to decide on matters such as whether to have an English muffin or toast for breakfast and whether to clip toe nails today or tomorrow. So, I'd actually say that Octomom is probably a step or two above them.I'm a "swing voter" or an "independent" as we like to be called. Actually, that's a pretty fair assessment... it's after 2:18PM and I still haven't eaten lunch, I'm really hungry, but can't decide what to eat.Sometimes I wonder how my ancestors managed to survive.
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