Paris1127: I guess now that Neil's dead his body can stretch a bit farther...
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Just think of how far you could launch a water ballon with a giant slingshot made from this material.Or for that matter, think about a water ballon MADE from this stuff...starts off the size of a quarter, fills up to be the size of a beach ball.Or a tampoline!Man...the uses really are endless...
Fluorescent Testicle: One-size-fits-all condoms.
aevert: As a masters student in materials science, I'm not getting a kick out of the headline.
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