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(AZ Family)   Woman attacks her husband with a knitting needle and scissors. Seams to me it's a good thing he didn't need stitches at the end of this yarn. If you think differently, feel free to comment in the thread. Macrame   ( azfamily.com) divider line
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2012-09-06 04:20:05 AM  
Oh, but grandma just needs something to do on the airplane, you say. Well, Mr. Boyd can tell you that those knitting needles are dangerous and shouldn't be allowed on planes.
2012-09-06 04:20:16 AM  
What a purl of a headline.
2012-09-06 04:20:24 AM  
They oughta string her up.
2012-09-06 04:28:34 AM  
Holly Hunter has fallen from grace in spectacular fashion.
2012-09-06 04:49:15 AM  
knit one, purl one, stab one.
2012-09-06 04:53:02 AM  
If my wife looked like that, I would actually hand her the needles, six inch steel needles, so that she could plunge them deep into my eyes so that I could say aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
2012-09-06 06:43:00 AM  
He's lucky she didn't go for the crochet. That would loom over him for the rest of his life. Such a tight knit family should never be unwoven in such a tradgic manner. I could spool off more puns but I have to go fap.
2012-09-06 08:11:46 AM  
At least she didn't stab him in the crochet...

/got nuffin
2012-09-06 08:16:00 AM  
She'll be hemmed up for a while, sure...

Too bad they can't patch things up afterwards.
2012-09-06 09:32:12 AM  
2012-09-06 09:34:24 AM  

eKonk: At least she didn't stab him in the crochet...

/got nuffin

Good one, farktard
2012-09-06 10:16:00 AM  
She looks like she unraveled years ago.

/her black eyes are like pits
2012-09-06 10:33:52 AM  
What a crewel thing to do.
2012-09-06 10:56:56 AM  
At punning games I am sew-sew,
I hem and haw and cry "no go!"
And vexed I sit with buttoned lip
While many jokes the others stitch
Their warped minds work at some great clip,
But mine seams blank! Ain't life a biatch?
2012-09-06 11:18:25 AM  
Some guys are just hard to pin down...
2012-09-06 12:03:31 PM  
Haven't RTFA, and I hate to make blanket statements, but was he an afghan? Did he bobbin weave when she attacked or just take it like a dummy?
2012-09-06 04:23:20 PM  
Pretty short thread about such a yarn. I thought we Farkers could craft puns a lot faster. In fact, I've I've skein us do it.

/ Having a ball
// Hanks for reading
/// I've got mohair where those came from, but have to pick up the kids from spool
2012-09-06 04:30:14 PM  

KyDave: I've

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