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(Tacoma News Tribune)   Nothing says Fark like butt dialing 9-1-1 when you are drunk driving   ( blog.thenewstribune.com) divider line
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2012-09-06 06:31:18 AM  
I'm a truther, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
2012-09-06 06:40:06 AM  

She's not a drunk, but her, my sister and crazy ex sister-in-law are all big assed butt dialers.
2012-09-06 06:55:54 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Mom?

She's not a drunk, but her, my sister and crazy ex sister-in-law are all big assed butt dialers.

Go on...
2012-09-06 06:59:58 AM  
Responsibility my arse.
2012-09-06 07:37:58 AM  
Don't you mean "drink driving"
2012-09-06 09:05:04 AM  
the pocket dial giveth, the pocket dial taketh away.

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2012-09-06 09:42:33 AM  
There's something hilarious and a little sad about this. I'm trying to imagine how stupid this guy must be feeling. Reminds me of the time when a coworker went on a rant about our boss while he had unwittingly dialed said boss. It made for a pretty interesting interaction later in the day ^o^
2012-09-06 12:34:49 PM  
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2012-09-06 12:48:59 PM  
Old buddy of mine butt dialed his wife during an afternoon quicky with some chick. His wife didn't hear the phone ring and it all got caught on voicemail. Needless to say, they are no longer together and when someone would ask her what happened, she'd just play the recorded message.
She took him to the cleaners and he eventually moved out of area. He always blamed his phone for his debacle. Stupid fark.
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