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(Click Orlando)   How does one combat pesky mosquitoes organically? With bat houses   ( divider line
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1668 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Sep 2012 at 11:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-06 08:39:46 AM  
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KidneyStone: simplicimus: I've got on. Never see the buggers, but can see the guano.

Here in Georgia I just sit on my porch at dusk and see lots of bats.

I swear on my peener that one night I spit off the porch and a bat came within a foot of my face going after it. Scared the bejebus outta me!

Hmmm, it's that time of year where a bahzillion bugs and hundreds of bats can be seen off the porch of Summits Wayside Tavern in Cumming, GA. It's nothing like the bats in Austin, TX; it's just that a lot of bugs are attracted by the lights in the parking lot there and the lights from a billboard across the street and HUNDREDS of bats are out there chowing down.

Whoa there party boy, let's tone it down a little before someone gets hurt.
2012-09-06 07:52:50 AM  
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2012-09-06 12:53:37 AM  
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2012-09-06 12:45:26 AM  
1 vote:
But what about my melons?

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2012-09-06 12:10:19 AM  
1 vote:
don't you mean god-damn bat house
2012-09-05 11:53:22 PM  
1 vote:

nytmare: What do they mean, "only" 1% are rabid? So if your bat cave has 1000 bats, 10 of them will kill you and your dogs as you frolic in the yard?

Yes that is exactly what they mean. Sort of, what really will happen is those 10 bats will carry you off back to the cave, they will wrap you in some voodoo/rabies web/cocoon and they will feed on you and your dog for weeks, until you are both dead... and no one will ever find you or your dog. Especially your dog.
Sleep tight...
2012-09-05 08:57:30 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry, the convention left Florida last week.

Oh BAT houses.
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