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(PennLive)   "Sorry, I am a Christian and I did not mean to plant marijuana on church property....I just wanted to get high on Jesus"   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2012-09-05 03:47:15 PM  
2 votes:
If you're gonna get high on Jesus, weed's the way to go.

Besides, the Bible is quite clear on not taking the Lord in vein.
2012-09-05 03:07:40 PM  
2 votes:
He should say 10 hail mary janes.
2012-09-05 11:46:14 PM  
1 vote:

Vodka Zombie: Cythraul: It's too bad that for communion, instead of the act of wafer eating and 'wine' drinking, you would smoke a little weed instead. Now that would be a fun organized religion to work with.

I think it's called Rasta, and you might look into it.

I am currently associatin w Rasta, duuuuuude, you learn SO much about the universe
2012-09-05 05:39:54 PM  
1 vote:

fisker: whidbey: fisker: Does anyone realize how fast the people that don't smoke marijuana would wipe out the people that do smoke marijuana if was legalized?

Not following you:

Are you saying because they refuse to smoke marijuana they're all going to become mass murderers?

I'm saying that users are losers and losers are users.

That's nice. Any more pearls of wisdom since we've got you on the line?
2012-09-05 05:13:01 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus took one gram and stoned the masses. He then took one Cheeto and satisfied all their munchies.

/Cheech 4:20
2012-09-05 02:44:02 PM  
1 vote:
God says to follow the law of the land as well. This guy is no christian.
2012-09-05 11:21:18 AM  
1 vote:
The cops should confiscate the church and everything in it.

2012-09-05 11:17:24 AM  
1 vote:
That Jesus, always trying to keep people from getting stoned.
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