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(Fox News)   Man swallows $13,000, 1.5 carat diamond at Sri Lankan exhibition: If it wasn't a blood diamond to begin with, it probably is one now   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2012-09-05 02:37:16 PM  
2 votes:
The recovery should be remarkable.
2012-09-05 12:15:23 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't it usually the woman who swallows to get a ring like that?
2012-09-05 02:50:17 PM  
1 vote:

Oznog: I think that any diamond-certification program should include whether or not your diamond has ever been through a man's digestive tract.


/off to trademark "DiamondFax"

"It says here this diamond was excreted in a Type 3 Stool along with noticable corn kernels on September 5th 2012. I think you're going to have to come down on the price by $2,000 for that!"
2012-09-05 02:43:41 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty impressive that he managed to swallow $13k AND a diamond. I mean the $13k seems like that would be hard enough...
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