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2012-09-05 12:07:34 AM  
What freaks me out more is that the basement dweller will be rolling around naked in a mound of parkas going "Look at me Peter, I have so many lover's handies soooooo many lover's handies" like the last scene from The Music Lovers.
2012-09-05 12:20:13 AM  
Nope, the discerning basement dweller would want blood armor plate gauntlets with an internal glow. (Of the basement dwellers that can wear plate armor.)

Why is Mark Zuckerberg modeling this for us?
2012-09-05 12:32:49 AM  
Can we say "basement dweller" a few more times because that never gets old.
2012-09-05 12:40:24 AM  

Mugato: Can we say "basement dweller" a few more times because that never gets old.

Who's talking? I'm just seeing typed words up in here. Is basement dweller like beetlejuice?

/iSent from my iBasement
2012-09-05 01:42:57 AM  
I wish I had a basement.
2012-09-05 04:50:13 AM  
The ninja turtles had 3 fingers, not 5.
2012-09-05 04:50:17 AM  
It's too farking hot here in Tokyo to contemplate a goddamned jacket at this time.

Try again later in November.
2012-09-05 04:52:55 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: The ninja turtles had 3 fingers, not 5.

Now with visual evidence:

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2012-09-05 05:03:17 AM  
It looks more like the jacket is strangling him.
2012-09-05 05:41:22 AM  
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2012-09-05 06:19:08 AM  
That model has the look of "If I wear this to school, I'll never get laid and I'll get the shiat beat out of me on a daily schedule."

He does look truly terrified to be wear that monstrosity and who could blame him?
2012-09-05 06:48:51 AM  
Looks like just the thing for the deep, dark, night
2012-09-05 07:49:49 AM  
I thought a straightjacket was the thing to wear if you wanted hugs but had no one to hug you.
2012-09-05 08:04:27 AM  
Why am I not surprised to see a ginger wearing it

so ronery....
2012-09-05 08:59:41 AM  
The "Hug Me Jacket" is a prototype but the designer tells Yahoo! Shine he would like to produce it for sale online this winter. The cost would be about £800 ($1,1200).

The dollar must really be in the toilet...
2012-09-05 09:52:50 AM  
That's a funny looking blow-up doll.
2012-09-05 10:02:16 AM  
That's just creepy.
2012-09-05 11:31:19 AM  
Looks like he's being sodomized by the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland.
2012-09-05 12:26:03 PM  
Well, no one else is going to hug him.
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