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(Courier Mail)   Man who made international headlines after a fire cracker explodes between his butt cheeks won't face criminal charges because a judge rules he's suffered enough. Sometimes justice truly is just   ( divider line
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2012-09-01 08:29:22 AM  
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"And I put one in my arse. . . I didn't burn my balls or back"

"He's already suffered enough."

No, I don't think so. Darwin is not finished yet. The retard can still reproduce.
2012-09-01 08:23:06 AM  
1 vote:

Honest Bender: I wonder what it would feel like to do this while auto-erotic asphyxiating myself...

Its really hard to light the firecracker because the tutu gets in the way.
2012-09-01 07:49:35 AM  
1 vote:
The drunken antics unfolded during a party when Mr Bowden, a fitter and turner, said he was showing some friends from Queensland "a Territory good time".
If sticking a firecracker up your arse is considered a"good time",then i don't want to go to that party.
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