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(NBC New York)   If you picked New Jersey as the location of the next mass shooting, come up and claim your prize. Several dead, including the shooter, after a "shootout" in a supermarket   ( divider line
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12701 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Aug 2012 at 9:09 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-31 09:18:13 AM  
7 votes:

Shadowtag: Which Batman villain did he think he was?

The Grocer
2012-08-31 07:42:02 AM  
4 votes:
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Guns mounted on the carts would have made for a pretty sweet lightning round.
2012-08-31 09:39:57 AM  
3 votes:
I think people are missing the point. If the Marine (there's no such thing as an ex-Marine) hadn't had a gun, he would never have been able to take out the gunman. Who knows how many people would have died then?
2012-08-31 11:36:20 AM  
2 votes:
Only three dead? Does this mean that Ann Margret's not coming?

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2012-08-31 09:38:17 AM  
2 votes:
It's time to send prayers to the families of those affected, express our concern about violence, and then continue to do nothing but deep throat the NRA and wank off to gun porn.
2012-08-31 09:27:04 AM  
2 votes:
We really need to more strictly enforce pornography laws. And pass that constitutional amendment to end gay marriage.
2012-08-31 09:25:09 AM  
2 votes:
He probably wasn't even supposed to be there today.
2012-08-31 09:18:29 AM  
2 votes:
NJ supermarket? Did somebody tell Chris Christie he couldn't have ho-ho's again?
2012-08-31 09:15:04 AM  
2 votes:

fragMasterFlash: Wet cleanup, isle six. Cleanup, isle six.

Irv, we were never in aisle 7!
2012-08-31 09:12:35 AM  
2 votes:
Wet cleanup, isle six. Cleanup, isle six.
2012-08-31 11:17:03 PM  
1 vote:

gweilo8888: gja: Someone just got a month of TF......

Awww, bless. The guntards are getting all touchy-feely-kissy-smoochy.

Come up with a lucid, well thought-out and reasonable argument and you can get the same.
Otherwise, take your snark and bile and go sit in a corner like the rest of the kids whose moms have to pin notes to their clothing so they make it home after riding the short bus.
2012-08-31 04:39:07 PM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: Lorelle: Another day, another mass shooting, another "abberation" according to gun nuts.

You misspelled "election year". There was one murder a day in Detroit alone last year. This is not some frightening new trend. Firearms advocates aren't responsible for this. We are firearms advocates because of this.

Lorelle is convinced that such violence will be abated through imposition of strict restrictions upon civilian firearm ownership, such as the efforts implemented in New Jersey.
2012-08-31 02:28:09 PM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: My condolences on having your peener amputated.

*TWEET*. Violation of Markley's Law. Ten yard penalty and loss of down.
2012-08-31 11:36:11 AM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: With an armored vest, a Kevlar helmet and a special hard cup I'd be good to go almost anywhere. In a bad neighborhood I'd want armor for my dogs too.

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Mandatory in Detroit if you want your pup to see age 2.
2012-08-31 11:19:44 AM  
1 vote:

Dimensio: Mazzic518: Freebyrdjason: Headso: This marine was slicing the pie at the supermarket...

That "m" in marine needs to be capitalized. Marine is what it needs to be. Just sayin

Yes because he was a proud Corps Core Soldier!!!

I have corrected your error.

T/y for that! I bet he was the best damn soldier in the Core!! September 5!!!
2012-08-31 11:11:25 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: thecpt: We are culturally different to the core and any argument using rates and percentages (albeit very good arguments with factual data) are missing the basis of a good comparison.

That was kind of my point.

Yeah, I was speaking generally for the consideration that it was thread derailment. And as for the fact that they have 400 times more tentacle rapes, I am shocked we have one for there to be a multiplicative comparison.
2012-08-31 10:32:54 AM  
1 vote:

AlwaysRightBoy: My wifes office

AlwaysRightBoy: My PathmRk by me closed down for good. It's good to know this one opens at 6a.m. Weekdays.

/another shooting to close to home. My wifes office is a half mile away

Oh my god. Is she okay?
2012-08-31 10:22:02 AM  
1 vote:

Trivia Jockey: It's going to take dozens and dozens more of these shootings before anyone has the balls to start challenging the NRA's lobbying power and influence.

This makes me sick. As does each shooting.

These are poor and middle class people being murdered with guns. When rich people start getting murdered with guns, everyone will be pointing their index fingers at each other and saying "Bang!"
2012-08-31 10:14:33 AM  
1 vote:
I bet an extreme couponer was involved.
2012-08-31 10:09:17 AM  
1 vote:

Buttbone McGillicutty: FTA - "He was armed with an AK-47 assault rifle and an automatic pistol."

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Sorry - obligatory.
2012-08-31 10:01:18 AM  
1 vote:
If Jersey Shore hadn't been cancelled this NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!
2012-08-31 09:59:22 AM  
1 vote:
woke up this morning, got myself a gun.
2012-08-31 09:53:51 AM  
1 vote:


I tell ya, that graveyard shift really does things to your head.

Like putting holes in it.
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2012-08-31 09:42:00 AM  
1 vote:

Crudbucket: [ image 495x411]

Guns mounted on the carts would have made for a pretty sweet lightning round.

If only someone had been carrying one of these, they could have taken him out.

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2012-08-31 09:40:48 AM  
1 vote:
FTA - "He was armed with an AK-47 assault rifle and an automatic pistol."

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2012-08-31 09:39:33 AM  
1 vote:
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Can least TRY to go a month without something like this happening?
2012-08-31 09:35:17 AM  
1 vote:
"So, it says here you are ex-military?", the human resources agent said, sweat trickling down his forehead.
2012-08-31 09:29:21 AM  
1 vote:

This text is now purple: Trivia Jockey: It's going to take dozens and dozens more of these shootings before anyone has the balls to start challenging the NRA's lobbying power and influence.

This makes me sick. As does each shooting.

Your babbling makes me sick. Fortunately for us, both are Constitutionally protected.

Look, we already knew you were both underendowed and impotent, you don't need to keep reminding us.
2012-08-31 09:26:10 AM  
1 vote:
I wouln't call killing two people and then yourself a "mass shooting." I'd call that New Jersey.
2012-08-31 07:26:46 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just curious how many the cops killed.
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