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(Times of Israel)   You'll be a fat drunk before wine saves you from cancer, new study shows   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, Israelis, Israel HaYom, grapes, cancers  
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2012-08-30 01:41:18 PM  
2012-08-30 01:50:21 PM  
You say that like it is a bad thing?
2012-08-30 01:52:10 PM  
Bourbon beat you to it. Suck it, wine.
2012-08-30 01:58:22 PM  
750mg of extracted resveratrol x 30 pills per month = I plan on billing out to Medicare that $1276.34 per month supply.
2012-08-30 01:59:21 PM  
Challenge accepted!
2012-08-30 02:00:28 PM  
What's your point?
2012-08-30 02:02:46 PM  
2012-08-30 02:10:10 PM  
Jokes on you, I'm already fat and drunk!

/no, I'm not fat
2012-08-30 02:19:52 PM  
Way ahead of ya, sport.
2012-08-30 02:31:15 PM  
I'd rather be fat and drunk than dead.
2012-08-30 02:32:54 PM  
Wine can still save me from dreaded sobriety, right?
2012-08-30 02:46:03 PM  
I'm not really seeing a down side to this.
2012-08-30 03:01:56 PM  
Die happy
2012-08-30 03:08:51 PM  
But it will save me, yes?
2012-08-30 03:11:06 PM  
and you'll be dead before tomorrow, subby!
2012-08-30 03:36:51 PM  
Great! I should be saved any time now.
2012-08-30 07:08:36 PM  
Dean Wormer was wrong?
2012-08-30 10:00:25 PM  
So what you're saying is that I've already beat cancer?
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