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(NPR)   Turns out, the Midwest is contagious   ( npr.org) divider line
    More: Scary, Heartland, Missouri, infectious diseases, diseases, platelets, bacterial infections, virus  
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16670 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2012 at 2:42 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-30 12:30:15 PM  
10 votes:
Are the symptoms waving to everyody and making deep-dish casseroles?
2012-08-30 02:49:35 PM  
3 votes:
Any clothing worn gradually morphs into jeans and flannel.
2012-08-30 03:06:25 PM  
2 votes:
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
You will have pork chops and corn on the cob at the picnic on Sunday.
You will play horseshoes.
You will hear tornado sirens.
2012-08-30 02:51:35 PM  
2 votes:
Minnesota would like to be considered a part of Canada for the purposes of this thread.
2012-08-30 03:00:19 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Heartland virus appears to be a cousin of another new human virus called severe fever with thrombocytopenia syndrome virus, discovered last year in China"

worst virus name ever?
2012-08-30 02:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
Gonna use the Farwell school of logic and say that God is punishing them for being farmers.
Two seeds in the same hole. Leviticus and all that.
2012-08-30 02:51:57 PM  
1 vote:
symptoms are driving a truck with one or more of the following:
truck balls
calvin pissing on something
number 7
gun rack
nascar sticker
terrorist hunting permit
don't renig in 12
2012-08-30 02:49:58 PM  
1 vote:

brap: Are the symptoms waving to everyody and making deep-dish casseroles?

nope. casual racism, drinking large amounts of cheap beer and an inability to drive
2012-08-30 02:46:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize catch a virus in Missourah.
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