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(KATU)   Bearing blasters, beardos shut down bridge for boobs   ( katu.com) divider line
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2012-08-30 08:45:38 AM  
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Ah, "disorderly conduct". The classic "We have no case for anything else" charge.

I'm NOT a fan of guns or "gun rights", but arresting someone because you'll look stupid for closing down a bridge if you don't is bullshiat.
2012-08-30 07:49:44 AM  
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"It's from Seattle," said Jedediah Aacker. "This girl, Sugar June, does it. She puts together a calendar for all the beard clubs around the nation. Beards for breasts."

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2012-08-30 07:11:41 AM  
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syrynxx: Stupid journalism majors. An assault rifle is capable of fully-automatic fire and takes about $10,000 and a crapload of paperwork to own legally. I'm guessing what these guys had was just an ordinary semi-auto rifle. And a beard.

FTA: According to spokesman Robert King, police received a report that a man on the bridge had an assault rifle. Officers shut down the bridge just after 7:30 p.m. while they investigated.

Police found 13 bearded men, many of whom wore military style uniforms. One of the men had an assault rifle, King said. They were taken to the Central Precinct.

If that's what the Police Spokesman said then that's what they report. It is an easy mistake for a layman to say assault rifle instead of assault weapon. I'm sure it wasn't an assault rifle, but you're calling the wrong people stupid. I know the main beardo so I'll ask him what rifle they were carrying.
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