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(ABC 27)   Inmate finds way to break window bar of cell with a razor blade and popsicle stick that was five months in the works, but changes his mind and returns to cell   ( abc27.com) divider line
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2012-08-30 08:30:56 AM  
3 votes:
It took five months to make a popsicle stick?
2012-08-30 10:03:44 AM  
1 vote:
You know your deterrence system has failed when your people would rather be in jail then outside of it.
2012-08-30 09:14:39 AM  
1 vote:

styckx: The Morgan Freeman meme is already old and annoying

*Morgan Freeman Voice* : styckx had become tired of the Morgan Freeman voice meme. But you know, FARK can change a man, and not always for the better. In time styckx learned to appreciate the Morgan Freeman voice and even started to liked it.

Next up : I read that in Samuel Jackson's voice!
2012-08-30 09:00:04 AM  
1 vote:
He just wanted the idea of freedom. But he knew what that was really like.
2012-08-30 08:49:54 AM  
1 vote:

styckx: The Morgan Freeman meme is already old and annoying

Good news, I am reading your response in the voice of Professor Farnsworth
2012-08-30 08:24:03 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: The steel in the razor will be harder than the iron in the bar. Using it slowly and surely, you can eventually cut through the iron.

Difficulty: it takes balls long. 7 day weeks over 5 months, for example. That's my theory. Maybe he went after the grout instead. I don't know.

This comment sounds better in Morgan Freeman's voice.
2012-08-30 08:17:02 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-30 08:08:14 AM  
1 vote:
Man's gotta have a hobby.
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