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(NBC Connecticut)   Headline should be: "BUT OH GOD WHY WERE THEY LOOKING"   ( nbcconnecticut.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Smith & Wesson, middletown, semiautomatic pistols, marijuana  
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2012-08-29 12:36:03 PM  
7 votes:
media.nbcconnecticut.comView Full Size

They found all that in his ass?

2012-08-29 12:16:42 PM  
7 votes:
Yo Dawg, I heard you like crack so I put crack in your crack.
2012-08-29 12:16:35 PM  
5 votes:
They found crack in his buttocks? I could have told you that.
2012-08-29 12:19:52 PM  
4 votes:
Ok, the crack and the pot I can understand. Maybe even the cell phone and the clips. But HOW THE FARK did he fit a farkin' FLAK JACKET up there?
2012-08-29 01:13:53 PM  
3 votes:
Life is like a pair of but-tocks.

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You never know what you're going to find.
2012-08-29 01:14:35 PM  
2 votes:
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In the butt-ocks
2012-08-29 12:19:44 PM  
2 votes:
Really, subby? You're wondering why a search for weapons and evidence turned up evidence?

The better question would be: How many times do you have to see a guy pull a razor blade out of his hair and a handcuff key out of his crack before you learn to search literally everything, every time? Cause for me that number was one.
2012-08-29 03:17:14 PM  
1 vote:
No 'what what in the butt'?

I am disappoint.
2012-08-29 02:04:01 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media.nbcconnecticut.com image 654x368]

They found all that in his ass?


This is what I picture when people refer to a "shiat load" of stuff.
2012-08-29 01:07:48 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They found all that in his ass?


I hope they were going to launder that cash.
2012-08-29 12:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
In this situation,
Jobs can be put at risk. An
Option could be to let medical professionals do the exam
Barring complications.
2012-08-29 12:32:47 PM  
1 vote:
They found LIVE ammunition? Nobody uses LIVE ammunition. You never go LIVE ammunition.
2012-08-29 12:24:24 PM  
1 vote:
I guess his anus really was remarkable....
2012-08-29 12:21:03 PM  
1 vote:
Ric Romero reports, "if you search long and hard enough you can find the crack in your buttocks."
2012-08-29 12:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
The crack was separated into three portions and packaged to sell, police said. The street value was around $500.

his customers must be some rich crack heads
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