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(NBC Connecticut)   Headline should be: "BUT OH GOD WHY WERE THEY LOOKING"   ( nbcconnecticut.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Smith & Wesson, middletown, semiautomatic pistols, marijuana  
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2012-08-29 01:11:31 PM  
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No one noted the most obvious and bizarre piece of journalistic strangeness in this article? They actually managed to correctly identify the specific firearms and ammunition involved - at no time invoking the mighty catch-all, "Glock!"

Pulitzer candidate right here folks, write 'em in if you have to. Actual reporting - gasp.
2012-08-29 12:36:03 PM  
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They found all that in his ass?

2012-08-29 12:19:44 PM  
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Really, subby? You're wondering why a search for weapons and evidence turned up evidence?

The better question would be: How many times do you have to see a guy pull a razor blade out of his hair and a handcuff key out of his crack before you learn to search literally everything, every time? Cause for me that number was one.
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