syrynxx: No no no no no no no no
Mugato: I've worked with actors and "method" actors are even more obnoxious than regular actors. But hey, some of them make more than I do, especially this clown who, I thought (wait for the flames) wasn't bad in the Indy movie./ow, fark, that hurt
MaxxLarge: Look, I give the kid credit. I really do.Think about it: Most child stars get thrown out with the bathwater once they hit puberty, but he managed to hang on, and crack through. And after he realized that doing the big, stupid, Michael Bay-brand action crap he was being spoon-fed was no way to go, he made the conscious choice to do smaller, more interesting stuff where he actually got to stretch a little, and challenge himself. And now he's going a step further by emulating the people he looks up to.Is he my favorite actor? No. Did he take a nice big dump on the "Indiana Jones" series? Yeah (but, to be fair, he shares a pretty small portion of the blame for that). Regardless...He seems to be making some pretty respectable choices as he matures, and passing up big, easy paychecks to do stuff he feels good about. And I have a really hard time dinging him for that.
the_sidewinder: You're walking in the woods.There's no one around,And your phone is dead.Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,Shia Labeouf.He's following youAbout 30 feet back.He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.He's gaining on you.Shia Labeouf.You're looking for your car,But you're all turned around.He's almost upon you nowAnd you can see there's blood on his face!My god, there's blood everywhere!Running for your life(From Shia Labeouf.)He's brandishing a knife.(It's Shia Labeouf.)Lurking in the shadowsHollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.Living in the woods,(Shia Labeouf.)Killing for sport,(Shia Labeouf.)Eating all the bodiesActual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,But you're hopelessly lost yourself.Stranded with a murderer,You creep silently through the underbrush.Ah-Ha! In the distance,A small cottage with a light on.Hope!You move stealthily toward it,But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!Gnawing of your leg,(Quiet, quiet.)Limping toward the cottage,(Quiet, quiet.)Now you're on the doorstep,Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.Sharpening an ax,(Shia Labeouf.)But he doesn't hear you enter,(Shia Labeouf.)You're sneaking up behind him.Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,Stab it in his kidney.Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.You limp into the dark woods,Blood oozing from your stump leg.But you have won.You have beaten Shia Labeouf.
r1chard3: Seriously. How else would he get butts in the seats without giant robots?
CygnusDarius: r1chard3: Seriously. How else would he get butts in the seats without giant robots?Fifty shades of Sasha Grey?.
Great Odins Raven: Your're young, rich, and famous. Why would you date a frumpy asian woman?
MaxxLarge: Look, I give the kid credit. I really do.
Mugato: this clown who, I thought (wait for the flames) wasn't bad in the Indy movie./ow, fark, that hurt
MayoSlather: FTA: One thing he won't be doing will be revealing his genitals in Nymphomanica, with Von Trier using body doubles.I thought he said he was having "Real sex" in the Von Trier film? Why would he be having real sex in a scene where nothing is shown? Sounds like someone is shya.
B.L.Z. Bub: Mugato: this clown who, I thought (wait for the flames) wasn't bad in the Indy movie./ow, fark, that hurtAgrees with you.
unicron702: My biggest fear is this. We all get laughs hating on him and it's a good time. Then I worry he's going to be like DiCaprio. He's making his "Titanic" style crap now, and in 10 to 15 years he's going to start busting out his Blood Diamonds and Inceptions and we're all going to have to eat our words and change our opinions.
Charlie Chingas: syrynxx: No no no no no no no nolet's keep this going. but this time in españole:No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Rent Party: So the guy drops acid, drinks moonshine, and (allegedly) bangs hot starlets on camera.Why do we hate him again?
YodaBlues: Charlie Chingas: syrynxx: No no no no no no no nolet's keep this going. but this time in españole:No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noFrench:Non Non Non Non Non Non Non Non Non Non Non Non
gunga galunga: Rent Party: So the guy drops acid, drinks moonshine, and (allegedly) bangs hot starlets on camera.Why do we hate him again?Read one of this guy's interviews. And then you'll know.
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