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(WTAE)   Pop quiz, hotshot. The bus driver forgot to take her meds. You're on the top tier. (it's a mega-bus on the PA turnpike) What do you do? What do you do?   ( wtae.com) divider line
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2012-08-28 06:44:27 PM  
4 votes:
Shoot the hostage?
2012-08-28 10:42:14 PM  
2 votes:
Deploy the Flags of Many Nations?
2012-08-28 09:03:35 PM  
2 votes:
OMG it's a steering wheel. What do I do? I've only been behind about a gazillion steering wheels in my whole life. We're DOOMED!
2012-08-29 10:12:10 AM  
1 vote:

clear_prop: A Megabus story not involving a fiery encounter with a bridge abutment? Wow! Needs the UNLIKELY tag.

Well after all, it was the passenger driving the bus.
The driver hadn't got the chance to drive her 12' bus under bridge with 11' of clearance...

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2012-08-28 11:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-28 10:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
This story reads like a 3-year-old related it. "And then I saw trucks and they were close and that's when I noticed the bus was weaving so I sat in the seat and steered the way I saw my daddy steering that one time when we went to the mall and the driver was very sick and then the driver woke up but it was ok because I was steering."
2012-08-28 10:44:11 PM  
1 vote:
I'd fix the cable.
2012-08-28 10:43:48 PM  
1 vote:
...and he sideswiped 19 neat parked cards
Clipped off 13 telephone poles
hiat two houses
Bruised 8 trees
And Blue-Crossed 7 people

It was then that he lost his head
Not to mention an arm or two
Before he stopped.

Then he smeared for 400 yards
Along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania...
2012-08-28 10:37:57 PM  
1 vote:

RedPhoenix122: PC LOAD LETTER: Shoot the hostage?

Dammit, I wanted to say that.

That should be the official correct answer to all pop quizzes.
2012-08-28 10:33:50 PM  
1 vote:
I got gum on my seat. Gum.
2012-08-28 10:27:13 PM  
1 vote:
Extra hero tags to the trailer drivers. The passengers had self-interests motivating them. The trailer drivers had nothing but unreimbursable damages to look forward to.
2012-08-28 09:17:40 PM  
1 vote:
Shoot Jeff Daniels. No really, shoot him, they're contemplating another Dumb and Dumber movie.
2012-08-28 09:08:41 PM  
1 vote:

PC LOAD LETTER: Shoot the hostage?

Dammit, I wanted to say that.
2012-08-28 08:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, Jack, this is it. Don't get dead.
2012-08-28 06:49:55 PM  
1 vote:
Whatever you do, don't let the speed drop below 50 MPH.
2012-08-28 06:40:30 PM  
1 vote:
Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.
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