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(The Smoking Gun)   4-year-old boy tells cops the beer shots his mother gave him at the pub "tasted funny and made him laugh a lot." Sounds like the kid has life all figured out already   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2012-08-28 04:20:09 PM  
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2012-08-28 04:23:20 PM  
2 votes:

jayhawk88: Well apparently you can't give them pot now, how the hell else is a parent supposed to get them to sleep?

You know that soft spot they have in their skulls? Firm but gentle pressure for about a minute will buy you a few moments of "me time".
2012-08-28 08:01:45 PM  
1 vote:
I lived in a coal mining town in PA.
When your dad had you for the day, he could take you to a bar.
You could sit on a stool next to him.

Mind you, this was the early 60's.

If someone bought you a drink, you could call it.
Pepsi, or beer, and I usually chose Pepsi.
Unless I was too wound from the caffeine, then I might say beer.
You'd get a "pony" or a 7 ouncer in a glass from the tap and nurse it.

You would marvel at how so many people could gather together in a state of brotherhood, and play pool, listen to the juke box, and tell stories.

It gave you a sense of community.

At 9 AM.

On a Sunday.

"Don't tell your mom"
and free peppermints on the way home, walking, after visiting the 5 & dime.

Good times.

/They had Playboys in the magazine rack at the barbershop.
//I always went for the supermans, and batmans, because they were issues 1-7 and the barber bought them out before us kids could.
///That guy could cut hair and tell stories all day. Not a bad job.
2012-08-28 06:12:44 PM  
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2012-08-28 05:40:16 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-08-28 05:26:42 PM  
1 vote:
"... and suddenly Mommy started looking really pretty!"
2012-08-28 04:29:07 PM  
1 vote:
I bet his best friend is that huge asian kid that smokes.
2012-08-28 04:28:43 PM  
1 vote:
If your beer tastes funny then you must be drinking quality American beer.
2012-08-28 04:24:35 PM  
1 vote:
I guess that was a Very Happy Meal.
2012-08-28 04:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
Is there some sort of adaptation going on right before our eyes, perhaps a race of bright pink people? I've seen them in the news a lot, and they're a bunch of trouble makers.
2012-08-28 04:22:19 PM  
1 vote:
Well apparently you can't give them pot now, how the hell else is a parent supposed to get them to sleep?
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