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(Daily Mail)   Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Wheel Clamp Man   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Wheel Clamp Man, Downtown Vancouver, Dark Avengers, leather gloves, Bangor Daily News, Kick-Ass, Petoskey Batman  
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9962 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Aug 2012 at 12:53 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-28 01:24:44 PM  
6 votes:
When I was in college, I discovered that certain kinds of alcohol beginning with "T" and ending in "equila" transformed me into "Cunnilingus Man", who freed beautiful coeds from the shackles of a lackluster and/or ignorant, self-absorbed partner. I had superhuman lingual endurance and dexterity, coupled with fingers capable of extreme sensitivity and blinding speed.

My only weakness was more Tequila, which would occasionally turn me into Pantsless Wandering Idiot, or worse -- "Hey Are You Still Awake Down There?" Man.
2012-08-28 12:59:11 PM  
4 votes:
His arch-nemesis is Das Boot.
2012-08-28 12:58:03 PM  
2 votes:
Freddie Mercury emancipated my car this one time...
2012-08-28 01:14:34 PM  
1 vote:

JWideman: A guy who helps people get away with breaking the law is a hero?

and a guy who helps parking enforcement companies get away with breaking the law is a "city councilman" .
2012-08-28 12:59:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-28 12:30:16 PM  
1 vote:
Is his sidekick Rainbow Brite Girl or Peter Pan Man?
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