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(The New York Times)   Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah killed; Mullah Bobullah, Mullah Bananafana Fofullah, and Mullah Meemimomullah go into hiding. Dadullah   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Taliban, Dadullah, Pakistani Militant, NATO, Pakistani, Pakistani Taliban, Kunar, Yoshiaki Iwasaki  
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4685 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2012 at 1:41 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-26 01:01:41 PM  
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now that is a headline.
2012-08-26 01:10:02 PM  

shanrick: [ image 386x350]
now that is a headline.

I wonder if this one was submitted by the same person that submitted this one a while back? u lla-Dadullah-Front-emerges-that-is-said-to-be-worse-than-Taliban-Expec t-even-worse-group-to-follow-Mulla-Mulla-Dadullah-Banana-fana-fo-fulla -Fee-fi-mo-mulla
2012-08-26 01:31:13 PM  
+1 subby for headline.
2012-08-26 01:43:07 PM  
Chortle for subs.
2012-08-26 01:43:16 PM  
Yup, don't really give much of a shiat about the story, but that headline is farking brilliant.
2012-08-26 01:43:35 PM  
Really love that headline
2012-08-26 01:44:48 PM  
Our Appeaser-in-Chief strikes again.
2012-08-26 01:48:06 PM  
Another +1 for the headline, subby.
2012-08-26 01:48:43 PM  
Why does Muslim Obama keep killing Muslims?

/+1 for headline
2012-08-26 01:48:52 PM  
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2012-08-26 01:49:07 PM  
Mullah Da... Dadu... Duh... doesn't work here anymore, anyway.
2012-08-26 01:49:17 PM  

doyner: Our Appeaser-in-Chief strikes again.

Sneak Attack Barack.

/Not mine
2012-08-26 01:51:20 PM  
Golf clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap slap.
2012-08-26 01:51:57 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Why does Muslim Obama keep killing Muslims?

/+1 for headline

Isn't that the favorite pasttime of most Muslims?
2012-08-26 01:53:01 PM  
that was clever subby!
2012-08-26 01:54:42 PM  

doyner: Our Appeaser-in-Chief strikes again.

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/going all over the world, apologizing.. yet he has not apologized to us for being black yet!
2012-08-26 01:54:57 PM  
Dad-ul-Lah? Now I'm not one of them Muslim speaking experts or nothin but isn't he claiming the Father Of God right there? God's gonna be pissed.
2012-08-26 01:56:29 PM  
That headline.


Literally El o' Elled!

*golf clap* and +1 for subby.
2012-08-26 01:57:09 PM  
Fabulous headline!

/I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day, though
2012-08-26 01:57:37 PM  
Baba Booey will find them.
2012-08-26 02:00:02 PM  
HOTY candidate for sure. Beautiful.
2012-08-26 02:00:10 PM  
I won't be happy until they take down Pali Wali Dudil al-Diday.
2012-08-26 02:01:19 PM  
Between the headline and "Sneak Attack Barack", this thread has made my morning. Thanks to all involved.
2012-08-26 02:01:44 PM  
Makes no effing difference.
It really doesn't,
But hey, enjoy yourselves.
I'd rather celebrate the return of all the troops home safely.
2012-08-26 02:01:59 PM  
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2012-08-26 02:02:24 PM  
Love the headline. Great work, subby.
2012-08-26 02:04:19 PM  
Full of win, subby
2012-08-26 02:05:11 PM  
Read the headline out loud then laughed again. Thanks, Suzy!
2012-08-26 02:05:51 PM  
fark auto correct.
2012-08-26 02:06:36 PM  

Unhip1: Makes no effing difference.
It really doesn't,
But hey, enjoy yourselves.
I'd rather celebrate the return of all the troops home safely.

Yes, yes, you're holier than everyone else, we get it. Thanks for sharing. Now laugh at the headline.
2012-08-26 02:07:01 PM  
The same basic headline idea was redlit yesterday.
2012-08-26 02:09:15 PM  
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2012-08-26 02:12:56 PM  
Mullah Dadullah

doo doooo doo-doo-doo

Mullah Dadullah

doo doo-doo doo

Mullah Dadullah

doo doooo doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo doooooo doo
2012-08-26 02:13:29 PM  
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2012-08-26 02:13:37 PM  
Yay, Subby!

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2012-08-26 02:16:28 PM  
Is Ramadamadingdong over?
2012-08-26 02:17:33 PM  
Strong HOTY candidate, subby. Strong. Gigglicious.
2012-08-26 02:20:43 PM  
This headline is ethnically insensitive. You are poking fun at a dead man AND at the Religion of PeaceTM, in the same headline.

Subby, you are a bad person and you should feel bad about this.

but I for one lol'd and +1'd this.
2012-08-26 02:28:30 PM  
I pray they don't stop until they've arrested the following individuals:

M'Balz Es-Hari, Graabir Boubi, Haid D'Salaami, Hous Bin Pharteen, I-Bin Pharteen, I-Zheet M'Drurz, Shaif Hirboush, Al-Suq Akweer, Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr, Awan Afuqya, Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch, Apul Madeek Out, Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq.

Very dangerous people, one and all.
2012-08-26 02:28:54 PM  
Approves of this headline:
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2012-08-26 02:33:39 PM  
Bravo, subby. Bravo.
2012-08-26 02:34:37 PM  
This ups the ante for HOL.
2012-08-26 02:37:27 PM  

feanorn: This ups the ante for HOL.

But enough about Courtney Love.
2012-08-26 03:03:11 PM  
That is the best headline I have seen in ages.

The. Best.
2012-08-26 03:20:23 PM  
I hear he's hiding on Baka-laka-daka street.
2012-08-26 03:29:19 PM  
Between the headline and your comment ...

I'm sitting in my car at a job site on a main road in downtown Honolulu, giggling like an idiot. Thanx, guize!
2012-08-26 03:30:52 PM  

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2012-08-26 03:30:54 PM  

Beautiful headline.
2012-08-26 03:43:37 PM  
Headline is grade school funny. Same type of humour as 'I'm a dinner Jacket'.

"Oh let's make fun of peoples names! Lookit that black guy, his name is Tyrone!"

/Cue someone posting 'Lighten up Francis'.
2012-08-26 03:50:12 PM  
I heard his ghost has become a dullahan.
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