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(Buzzfeed)   The complete guide on how to insult people the Shakespearean way   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Shakespeare, TxBlackLabel, DaniMarie  
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10075 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2012 at 12:11 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-26 01:01:25 PM  
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2012-08-26 12:26:59 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-08-26 01:46:17 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-26 01:20:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-26 12:35:20 PM  
1 vote:
I have this shirt.
2012-08-26 12:17:18 PM  
1 vote:
I preffer Cyrano de Bergerac, especially for my nose retorts:

"My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don't you realize that a nose like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul--such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel's eyes and no nose to keep them apart! With your face as lacking in all distinction--as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism--in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine--which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!"
2012-08-26 12:15:08 PM  
1 vote:
Your mother was a hampster!
And your father smelt of elderberries!
2012-08-26 09:25:02 AM  
1 vote:
Buzzfeed may be a bunch of pauncy, tardy-gaited minnows, but that isn't half bad.
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