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(Sun Sentinel)   I, for one, welcome our new robotic deer overlords   ( weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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Stingy Alpha Wolf King Dude
2012-08-25 02:11:57 PM  
This is so sad. Rednecks need free legal education, folks, or we end up throwing em all in jail.
 
DrMcNinja
2012-08-25 08:37:06 PM  
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Do not worry. I will use all your parts. Nothing wasted
 
AssAsInAssassin
2012-08-25 08:39:29 PM  
I assume the robots use cervo-motors.
 
LordOfThePings
2012-08-25 08:39:56 PM  
The prototype was a moose.

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Jon iz teh kewl
2012-08-25 08:42:52 PM  
adrian barbobot
 
insertsnarkyusername
2012-08-25 08:42:58 PM  
Jesus, how farking hard is it to not shoot at stuff from your car?
 
AssAsInAssassin
2012-08-25 08:48:36 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Jesus, how farking hard is it to not shoot at stuff from your car?


Almost as hard as leavin' yer sister alone.
 
Maggie_Luna
2012-08-25 08:53:30 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: insertsnarkyusername: Jesus, how farking hard is it to not shoot at stuff from your car?

Almost as hard as leavin' yer sister alone.


We don't kindly to your kind 'round these parts. I'd get along wit' if I was you.
 
Random Bastage
2012-08-25 09:00:57 PM  
What are RoboDeer's prime directives?
 
Carlip
2012-08-25 09:18:20 PM  
Since when are robots considered wildlife?
 
mekki
2012-08-25 09:26:52 PM  
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/Surveillance does.
//I hate those.
 
cantsleep
2012-08-25 09:35:03 PM  
Funny thing is these things have been used for years, and yet they still keep catching idiots.
 
Chakat
2012-08-25 09:35:31 PM  
If you're going to hunt extralegally
Make sure you can see clearly
For the cops have robo-does
Which if you shoot upon the nose
They'll make you pay quite deer-ly.

/Burma-Shave
 
Another Government Employee
2012-08-25 09:39:11 PM  
Bait deer.
 
WTP 2
2012-08-25 09:50:12 PM  
robo-deers don't stand a chance
 
Ronin_S
2012-08-25 09:51:49 PM  

cantsleep: Funny thing is these things have been used for years, and yet they still keep catching idiots.


Best clips I've seen are with the archers. They shoot 7 arrows, the deer doesn't move an inch, yet it doesn't sink in.
 
tinfoil-hat maggie
2012-08-25 09:55:24 PM  

Ronin_S: cantsleep: Funny thing is these things have been used for years, and yet they still keep catching idiots.

Best clips I've seen are with the archers. They shoot 7 arrows, the deer doesn't move an inch, yet it doesn't sink in.


Er, yeah, hunting while drunk is not recommended.
 
lewismarktwo
2012-08-25 09:56:44 PM  
I know this guy that hunts to put food on the table and he was caught shooting at one of these. In court the Judge made him pay a fine for the heinous crime of shooting at a robot deer and also told him he had pay to cover the cost of the destroyed robot. My friend asks him if he gets to keep the leftover parts since he just payed for them. The judge just told him to shut up and went on the the next case. /3PCSB
 
Steebin
2012-08-25 10:19:59 PM  
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2012-08-25 10:36:33 PM  
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Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-08-25 10:39:40 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Jesus, how farking hard is it to not shoot at stuff from your car?


That's drive up food; you can't let that pass by! On a related note, I had neighbors back home who poached for twenty some-odd years. They always shot doe and ate what they took (they were never exactly rich) so nobody really objected.
 
Oznog
2012-08-25 11:02:14 PM  

mekki: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x264] 

/Surveillance does.
//I hate those.


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Still not comparable to the jet-powered, rocket-launching Battle Stag.
 
AssAsInAssassin
2012-08-25 11:09:20 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: I assume the robots use cervo-motors.


Still waiting for the geek recognition here...

/Too subtle?
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2012-08-25 11:22:28 PM  
I bet my /. UID is lower than yours, Subby

/six digits
 
SirPeteTheGreat
2012-08-25 11:34:05 PM  
DNRTA.

That said, first thing I thought of was "Droid Does?"
 
Strix occidentalis
2012-08-25 11:45:49 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: AssAsInAssassin: I assume the robots use cervo-motors.

Still waiting for the geek recognition here...

/Too subtle?


I get it (Cervidae being the deer family, and servomotors being the moving parts of robots). I just got to the thread late.

/Taxonomy puns are great
//Biologist girlfriend once drew a horned-owl version of a famous Hobbit... and named it Bubo Baggins.
 
Apos
2012-08-26 02:23:03 AM  
As humanity continually encroaches
On nature's dominion like roaches
It seems only right,
To unleash the might,
Of automatons to eliminate dumb poaches.

 
sallys
2012-08-26 03:39:50 AM  
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Dexaan
2012-08-26 10:21:07 AM  
I bet you thought this deer was real... nope, Robo-Testa.
 
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