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(Wonkette)   Heroic blogger-patriot proposes Grand Unified Obama Conspiracy Theory tying seemingly every wingnut belief into one perfectly derptastic postulate on the origins of our dark matter president   ( wonkette.com) divider line
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3253 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Aug 2012 at 8:24 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-24 09:35:08 PM  
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Also one last thought and them I'm outta here:

If, ultimately, it all comes down to the Illuminati controlling everything, every last move, the "take over" of Illuminati controlled America via Illuminati controlled Saudi Arabia, it just poses the question:


Really. Really. If you're a shadowy conspiracy that's already assumed control of the whole freaking world...why bother DOING ANYTHING? You've already won! No one needs to take over ANYBODY! You're the worst conspiracy ever!
2012-08-24 08:55:20 PM  
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2012-08-24 08:30:20 PM  
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2012-08-24 08:28:18 PM  
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2012-08-24 05:41:42 PM  
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"If you gaze long into the abyss long enough, the abyss will gaze back into you"

2012-08-25 07:36:19 AM  
1 vote:
How do the horrible pyramid hermit crabs fit into all this?

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2012-08-25 03:19:20 AM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: DNRTFA but in a nut shell...

He was born...

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He smoked weed

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He's a not-so-secret Muslim

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Had sex with a camel - prove he didn't

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got elected president

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and for all his super powers

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has been an utter failure

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Why you defy our love, Why?
2012-08-25 02:02:57 AM  
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2012-08-25 01:53:49 AM  
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2012-08-25 12:02:35 AM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: Hobodeluxe: "If you gaze long into the abyss long enough, the abyss will gaze back into you"

If I'm going to gaze into any goddamn abyss, it better have cookies titties.

2012-08-24 10:49:41 PM  
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Ghost of Breitbart smiles upon thee!
2012-08-24 10:32:52 PM  
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2012-08-24 08:54:24 PM  
1 vote:
I can't accept this as a "unified" theory unless he can find a way to incorporate the Brony phenomenon and the popularity of dubstep music.
2012-08-24 08:47:06 PM  
1 vote:
You have all those people who talk about the American debt being insolvable, where are you going to get $14 trillion from? The answer is very simple, you don't think the Saudis have $14 trillion in cash?

You think that desert is made of ground silicon? It's gold. Every last bit of it.
2012-08-24 08:44:45 PM  
1 vote:
If we had a good mental health care system, this man might be helped, not mocked.
2012-08-24 08:44:45 PM  
1 vote:
Still no explanation for how Obama gave birth to Hitler
2012-08-24 08:27:48 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like they forgot to mention Obama's Mars teleportation conspiracy.
2012-08-24 08:21:58 PM  
1 vote:
If you really want to paint Obama with a disgusting title unbecoming of a man serving as President of the United States, call him a Republican.

No need to make up slander.
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