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(Top Tenz)   10 people who claim to be time travelers - Also claim time travel was invented in the future to get around the long wait times and doctor shortages from Romneycare   ( toptenz.net) divider line
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2012-08-24 09:28:33 AM  
3 votes:

cman: John Titor #5?

WTF? That guy should be #1. It is amazing how many people bought his idiotic bullshiat.

Asshole claimed he went back in time to get parts for an IBM360, a computer made in the 1960s.

People for some reason bought it

and you doubt him?

I totally believe it. I have never told the whole story, but I had to time travel back to 1983 once to get a new thermal printer for a Timex Sinclair. No one knows, but my actions saved Kraft Easy Cheese from being wiped from the Earth and averted the Cuban-Icelandic Wars of the 2130's entirely.
2012-08-24 02:07:15 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-08-24 01:11:18 PM  
2 votes:
The ignorant mock time travel, as safety's not guaranteed.

But at least one person has made it once before:

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Why he chose to go back to 1850s, who knows...
2012-08-24 01:00:06 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-08-24 12:52:56 PM  
2 votes:
I am from the future...damned weeping angels.

Good news, hand guns no longer a problem in the future
Bad news, death cubes are the new threat.
2012-08-24 11:14:41 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a time traveler.

The only problem is, I can only do it in one direction, and only in real time.
2012-08-24 10:12:25 AM  
2 votes:
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Approves...while pocketing nifty gadgets.
2012-08-24 05:32:37 PM  
1 vote:

MaxxLarge: miss diminutive: Well I...uh...but...


Ah, hell. Forget it. Let's just worry about it later, and go get some Gelato, or something.

That's the nice thing about being immortal - there's no real hurry.

Good point. We'll settle this for good once the continents get back together.
2012-08-24 03:10:11 PM  
1 vote:
Give me a break - it took me a while to get that old computer to a point where I could get a Fark account.

Lets face it, the timeline I came from pretty much sucked, and though everything seemed to be going just as it happened, it didn't stop me from trying to make the one I live in now a better place. So this time around I made sure Bush got a second term. Though it didn't stop the underlying current of civil discontent, it did placate certain groups enough that it seems the disaster was averted. Its kind of a strange feeling that similar things are happening, but at different times than I remember, and certainly a different outcome thanks to the Lorenz Effect.

Its actually kind of refreshing having a few surprises.
2012-08-24 03:06:54 PM  
1 vote:

Jumping the Fark: [timeywimey.tv image 700x530]


Oh boy...
2012-08-24 03:01:47 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't this guy

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have a thing for this guy?

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/I think Jack stole his pistol
2012-08-24 02:09:29 PM  
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2012-08-24 01:37:36 PM  
1 vote:
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Well, they tried to fix the Doctor shortage, but they never got all the bugs out of the process.
2012-08-24 01:29:25 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-24 01:10:23 PM  
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2012-08-24 12:56:57 PM  
1 vote:
But if there is Romneycare in the future, Subby, that means:

1. Romney won the election
2. He got Obamafail dismantled
3. He got his own plan implemented by Congress, implying that the Senate is no longer in the clutches of Dingy Harry Reid and the Do Nothing Senators
4. We invent time travel and regular trips are possible

I'll cheerfully stand in line for a doc appointment if all that's true.
2012-08-24 12:45:44 PM  
1 vote:
I am traveling in time while typing this sentence.
2012-08-24 11:28:02 AM  
1 vote:

MaxxLarge: miss diminutive: The hell you can. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Fine. But if we're gonna mix it up, I get to pick the parking garage. Bring your sword. Because, like...'I am everything,' or whatever.

Deal. Although I should probably pick a sword that's best suited to my physical characteristics.

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2012-08-24 11:23:49 AM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: The hell you can. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Fine. But if we're gonna mix it up, I get to pick the parking garage. Bring your sword. Because, like...'I am everything,' or whatever.
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