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11213 clicks; posted to Geek » on 23 Aug 2012 at 8:13 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-23 08:28:32 PM  
5 votes:
Share if you agree. I bet 99% of you won't
2012-08-24 10:02:30 AM  
1 vote:
So the short of this article is:

BAD: Things about other people.
GOOD: Thing other people say about me.

Human nature: Facebook's biggest flaw.
2012-08-24 08:21:12 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-24 05:56:31 AM  
1 vote:

StopLurkListen: The My Little Pony Killer: StopLurkListen: You had a "few hundred" friends?

My best friend is one of those types, and she said she only has that many "friends" because of the games.

Just remember, it's against Facebook policy to have more than one account. One for your real friends and family, and one to spam news feeds and to connect with random strangers so you can get your cow clicked on.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
2012-08-24 01:18:32 AM  
1 vote:
Because I only go on twice a year or so while stumble drunk and make an ass of myself?
2012-08-24 01:08:32 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-23 11:00:30 PM  
1 vote:

lohphat: Beaver1224: No mention of the person that posts nothing but political drivel day in and day out?

I'd actually be more interested in the burrito you had for lunch than your outrage over [random politician].

You must like burrito rape.

Guess you've never seen me eat a burrito.

/It's not pretty.
2012-08-23 10:25:06 PM  
1 vote:
Guaranteed way for me to stop following you:

- Posting 15 posts every day on why Obama sucks
- Posting 15 posts every day on why Romney sucks
- Posting 15 posts every day saying how much you miss your bf/gf/wife/husband even though it's been 20 minutes since you last saw him or her
- Posting high scores of the stupid games you play
- Reposting 15 posts every day on why men suck
- Reposting 15 posts every day on why women suck
- And oh yeah, make out pictures

/Which means I have about 3 people left that I'm not following
2012-08-23 10:08:46 PM  
1 vote:
I usually put people on ignore when I find myself getting angry at the majority of their posts. Being angry at someone's facebook post is a shameful waste of my energy. I am embarrassed by realization that I am such a mental midget that I can't even master my own emotions when it comes to some random acquaintance's trivial post. Really does any good come out of being angry that a fat girl constantly posts about going to the gym, no, only in my petty and sophomoric mind.
2012-08-23 09:59:11 PM  
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2012-08-23 08:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
I just hate being asked to Like:

Arizona just executed retarded man, age 34
Tornado strikes Kansas, 26 people killed
Unemployment higher than last month
2012-08-23 08:30:34 PM  
1 vote:
I only have two friends on facebook, my wife and my daughter and I've forgotten the password. Problem solved.
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