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(CNBC)   The Euro is circling the DRAAAAAAIN   ( cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Scary, DRAAAAAAIN, Jean-Claude Juncker, Prime Ministers of Greece, Niall Ferguson, currency markets, single currency, Matthew Lynn, currency  
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3154 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Aug 2012 at 12:45 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-22 01:37:02 PM  
2 votes:
CNBC, I just want to thank you for giving me a description of what a zombie looks like. Your journalistic excellence is unparalleled.
2012-08-22 04:17:26 PM  
1 vote:
It's like going to lunch with co-workers. At first it's just three of you, but then Larry hears you
talking about it, and HE wants to go, and then six more people spot you walking out in a group
and before you know it you're at some huge table with a bunch of assholes you don't even know
who are ordering steak and margarita pitchers and expect you to subsidize their lunch because
"hey, that's fair". fark you, no it isn't. I stayed within my means and you're acting like a farking child,
and now in addition to stiffing the waitress on the tip, you're asking her to split the bill on 17 separate
farking debit cards. fark you all, I'm bringing my lunch from now on.
2012-08-22 01:43:29 PM  
1 vote:
"There are already reports that oil traders don't want to supply clients in Greece," Lynn said.

Did you hear the reports about my huge penis? There are already reports about it.
2012-08-22 01:30:09 PM  
1 vote:
It's still worth more than the dollar even though it started out on par with it.
2012-08-22 12:30:32 PM  
1 vote:
Business reporting - if it isn't sunshine and unicorns, it's economic apocalypse.
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