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(Toronto Sun)   Dean Wormer calls the police after seeing a drunken man riding a motorized picnic table   ( torontosun.com) divider line
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2012-08-22 09:45:25 AM  
With built-in keg?

*wipes tear of joy from eye*

Whar Hero tag, Whe?
2012-08-22 11:26:36 AM  
That is AWESOME!
2012-08-22 11:28:16 AM  
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2012-08-22 11:28:33 AM  
Watch out for hop-ons. You're gonna get some hop-ons
2012-08-22 11:30:21 AM  
The hell is wrong with people they biatch about something as cool as that? Is it because they didn't make it themselves? Meh.
2012-08-22 11:33:23 AM  
id only complain if they didnt let me hop on and ride around on their mobile awesome drinking win-mobile

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2012-08-22 11:41:55 AM  
Sheer win! Had to be a busybody without any other form of entertainment other than ruining everyone elses fun that reported them.
2012-08-22 11:46:17 AM  
I too would like a ride....
2012-08-22 11:46:54 AM  

ByOwlLight: The hell is wrong with people they biatch about something as cool as that? Is it because they didn't make it themselves? Meh.

Gonna guess that the guys were wandering up and down a public street or park drinking beer and acting like idiots. The fact that they were also driving a picnic table isn't really relevant, especially since that isn't what they were charged for.
2012-08-22 11:47:46 AM  
2012-08-22 11:51:42 AM  
I need to move to Canada.
2012-08-22 11:51:58 AM  
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2012-08-22 12:10:20 PM  
Was it over when the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor?
2012-08-22 12:10:36 PM  
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2012-08-22 12:30:55 PM  
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2012-08-22 01:22:44 PM  
2012-08-22 01:25:00 PM  
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These contraptions pedal through my neighborhood all the time, and I haven't the least complaint.
2012-08-22 02:26:31 PM  
Gotta be safer than one of these:

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2012-08-22 04:20:17 PM  
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/hot and mine
2012-08-22 10:05:08 PM  
That keg is gonna be all foam
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