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(UPI)   A romantic marriage proposal doesn't usually involve aggravated robbery, a dollar store and getting arrested, but It just might be crazy enough to work   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Sappy, San Antonio Police Department, dollar stores, robbery, proposal, Sean Foxx, getaway car  
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2012-08-21 09:25:01 PM  
Trailer Fox?
2012-08-21 09:26:05 PM  
Apparently I have been doing it wrong?
2012-08-21 09:30:32 PM  
i see these two lasting a long time together.
2012-08-21 09:34:43 PM  
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/can't remember where they married already.
2012-08-21 09:35:30 PM  
True Romance II: Lone Star Fury

2012-08-21 09:39:09 PM  
Yeah, Raising Arizona and True Romance popped in my head also. Another one was the Billie Cunningham / Frank Stump story arc on My Name is Earl.

In other words, come up with your own shiat.
2012-08-21 09:43:25 PM  
When I was in jail, I witnessed a similar occurrence between a couple who'd been hauled in for transporting stolen property, grand theft, fleeing the police, a multiple counts of possession of a controlled substance.

Something about facing years in prison makes people desperate for a lasting connection, for some odd reason.
2012-08-21 09:50:20 PM  
Robbed a dollar store? We're there no lemonade stands available?
2012-08-21 09:55:35 PM  
Natural Born Robbers?
2012-08-21 10:06:52 PM  

Solid Muldoon: Robbed a dollar store? We're there no lemonade stands available?

They couldn't risk getting banned from Wal*Mart, that's where they get their NASCAR t-shirts.
2012-08-21 10:29:49 PM  
Rob a place that sells wedding rings, then propose.
2012-08-21 10:31:15 PM  
I"m sure they'll have many, many attractive and successful children. Not necessarily with each other, but nonetheless.
2012-08-22 08:19:13 AM  
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Unemployment in the black community, 14.5%. Gotta do something if you want the merch.
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