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(Some Guy Named Stu)   If your erection lasts more than three days, DO NOT put a bag of ice on it, wait in your car and hope for the best   ( stunewslaguna.com) divider line
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2012-08-21 07:53:27 PM  
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Littleturtle: A few years ago, I had a patient call me on the phone (I'm a hospice nurse) and tell me that he had an erection that had lasted 7 days and was quite painful. He had heard on T.V. that if this kind of thing happened, that he should seek medical help, so he decided to call ME. I too had heard to seek medical help, but as a medical professional, the treatment for this condition had not been shared with me, ever. I had no idea what to do. I eventually sent him to a urologist, but he couldn't do anything much either. It remained a problem until the poor man died.

so sudafed huh? Hopefully this never happens again, but I will keep that in mind.

I heard it's pretty godawful to look at because they use a large needle to drain the blood. Well, it actually probably isn't that painful in itself, esp when you've already got a painful predicament, the problem is the whole "don't stick needles in my junk" thing. And blood...
2012-08-21 06:27:38 PM  
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So in the end it came off with some privacy and KY? And it took him 3 DAYS AND ADVICE FROM A COP to finally try that?

Stupidity, thy name is that guy.
2012-08-21 06:21:24 PM  
1 vote:
just take a friggin sudafed
how stupid are people these days

there's a drug for everything.

including ZZZquill which is shots of pure alcohol sold in the medicine aisle
just kidding its just Benadryl
2012-08-21 06:20:54 PM  
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That's not normal?
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